Thir13en Ghosts (2001)
Matthew Lillard: Rafkin
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Quotes
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Rafkin : Did I say there's a petting zoo downstairs? No! There are ghosts downstairs, Arthur!
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Rafkin : [notices several of the ectoplasmic doors are open] What the hell? Give me those!
[takes Maggie's glasses]
Rafkin : Let me see. Why are these open? I was down here before. They weren't open.
[the Hammer spikes the ectoplasmic wall frame with his hammer]
Rafkin : Oh, God! I hate it when they do that!
Maggie : Do what?
Rafkin : They wait for your to stick your face right up against the glass! And then give you a big, fat "boo"!
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Rafkin : I'm getting my ass out of the big glass house!
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Rafkin : I hate my job.
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Dennis Rafkin : I know this is gonna sound completely whacked, all right? But just - just stay with me. I used to hunt displaced spiritual energies with your uncle.
Arthur Kriticos : I'm sorry?
Dennis Rafkin : Uhh, P.K. agents. Revenants. Uh, uh, uh - Like wraiths. Wraiths? Do you have any idea what I'm talking about?
Arthur Kriticos : [chuckling nervously and shaking his head "No"] Uhh...
Dennis Rafkin : That's okay. That's okay, I - I'll do this the easy way. Ghosts, Arthur. I used to - I used to hunt ghosts with your uncle Cyrus.
Arthur Kriticos : [after a pause] Goats?
Dennis Rafkin : GHOSTS! Ghosts, goddammit! Listen to me!
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Arthur Kriticos : I told them not to leave this spot.
Dennis Rafkin : They're kids - what do you expect?
Arthur Kriticos : Yeah, well, thank you, Dr. Phil.
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Dennis Rafkin : Hey, Glass Family Robinson, you're wasting your breath!
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Dennis Rafkin : Oh Cyrus, you crazy son of a bitch, what did you do?
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Dennis Rafkin : Hey bro... You ain't nothin' but a BITCH!
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Dennis Rafkin : I sure as hell hope I don't bleed to death. That, would suck.
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[repeated line]
Rafkin : Son of a bitch!
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Dennis Rafkin : I hate this job...
Kalina : Yeah, well, it doesn't seem to like you much either. I wonder why.
Dennis Rafkin : You have something to say, say it.
Kalina : All right, let's start with... THIS IS ALL YOUR GODDAMN FAULT! If you hadn't caught them we wouldn't be running from them, now would we?
Dennis Rafkin : It's his uncle that built the damn house!
Kalina : Yeah, but you helped him! How could you help him without knowing what he was doing?
Dennis Rafkin : I had my reasons...
Kalina : Money, you parasite, you stole people's souls for money! How depraved is that?
Dennis Rafkin : If you hadn't noticed, I'M A LITTLE BIT OF A FREAK! I come within ten feet of anything dead I go into seizures. I touch somebody, and a whole life full of shit flashes in front of my eyes! Alright? So yeah, I'm depraved. But Cyrus was my friend and he accepted me, so...
Kalina : [laughs] He didn't accept you! You're so pathetic! He used you!
Arthur Kriticos : Shut up! Both of you. Cut him some slack, would you? What difference does it make?
Kalina : [looks at Dennis, shocked] You didn't tell him, did you?
Arthur Kriticos : [panicked] Oh God, what? What? Tell me what? What now?
Kalina : About the fourth ghost.
Dennis Rafkin : No, don't do this... I didn't tell him, don't do this!
Kalina : He has a right to know!
Arthur Kriticos : What about the fourth ghost?
Kalina : St Luke's hospital. Six months ago.
Arthur Kriticos : [slowly realizing] You're saying... my wife's spirit is trapped in this house?
Dennis Rafkin : I didn't know you... I didn't know her. I didn't know she had a husband...
Arthur Kriticos : [attacks Dennis in a fit of rage, tackling him to the ground] Why? In God's name, why? Why her?
Dennis Rafkin : I don't know why! Cyrus handpicked them all, including your wife. I found out who you were, and God, I've been trying to help you!
Arthur Kriticos : You call this help? She's right! This is all your goddamn fault!
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[first lines]
Cyrus Kriticos : Is it bad tonight?
Rafkin : Bad? That's one way to describe it. "Insane" seems a little more appropriate.