Goof Troop Christmas (1992 TV Short)

Jim Cummings: Pete

Quotes 

• [after Goofy and Max's cabin burn down because of Goofy's decorations] 

  Max Goof : [devastated]  No cabin, no food, no car.

  Pete : Well, have a nice hitchety-hike home!

  [Pete starts to walk away laughing] 

  Peg Pete : Oh, fiddle sticks. It's Christmas Eve. You can stay at our cabin.

  Max Goof : Really?

  Pete : WHAT?

• [Pete and Goofy run out of the kitchen] 

  Pete : [flipped out]  There's a bear in there!

  Goofy : Don't worry. As soon as he eats all the food, he'll go away.

  Pete : Oh, good.

  [pause] 

  Pete : [whimpering]  ALL the food?

• [Pete is about to go to sleep, but soon hears someone singing outside] 

  Goofy : [singing]  Weee wish you a merry Christmas. We wish you a merry Christmas. We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year!

  Pete : Whoever that is, I'm gonna teach him the meaning of Silent Night.

  [opens his window] 

  Pete : Hey, you! Shut up! This ain't no Osmond Special!

• Peg Pete : Pistol, why don't you come help me? You know how your father hates Christmas.

  Pete : I do not! I just hate decorations.

  [falls down after getting the Christmas lights free from Chainsaw] 

  Pete : Am I the only one who remembers the Twinkle Light Fiasco of '89?

• Pistol Pete : Whoa, do it again, Daddy, do it again, that was really neat!

  Pete : That's it! FAMILY MEETING!

  [later, Pete is talking to his family] 

  Pete : Every Christmas, that Goof's decorations wreck my house and suck up all the electricity. Well, I've had it! So drop your fruitcakes and pack your long johns! We're leaving town!

• Max Goof : Wow. Aspen, Colorado. Lucky dog.

  P.J. Pete : Your dad's gone ballistic again, huh?

  Max Goof : I gotta stay here and put up a caroling Elvis doll.

  P.J. Pete : Hey, maybe Dad'll let you come with us!

  [Pete, with his family in the car, drives away] 

  Pete : No offense, Max, but I'D EAT CAT LITTER FIRST!

• Pistol Pete : [while Pete is decorating a small, ugly artificial tree]  So how come we don't have a real tree? Huh, Daddy? Huh? Huh? Huh? I mean, I could smell the fresh pine.

  Pete : 'Cause, sugar plum, our neighbor has a real one, AND I DON'T WANT TO BE ANYTHING LIKE HIM! SEE?

• Pete : [after Goofy shows him Waffles wearing reindeer antlers]  Looks like a rat with horns!

  Max Goof : [to P.J]  That's what I told him.

• Pete : Ha! The big goof's even getting to the little goof.

• [everyone is distracted when Goofy, and a reluctant Max, perform the Reindeer Dance and the pressure cooker explodes, damaging the cabin and splattering cranberry all over the room] 

  Pete : [furious]  Listen, you cabin-crunchin', carol-croonin', Kris Kringle-crushin' jingle bell! I've had it with your dumb decorations and your stupid dances, SEE?

  Goofy : Gawrsh.

  Pete : Now you've finally done it! You've ruined Christmas for everyone! EVEN YOUR OWN DUMB KID!

  Goofy : Really, Max?

  [Max sadly remains silent] 

  Goofy : [greatly hurt]  Sorta stuffy in here. Think I'll go get some fresh air. Don't wait up.

  [taking Waffles with him, a heartbroken Goofy steps out into the blizzard] 

• [the bear appears in the cave and attacks] 

  Pete : Now, now, now, I'm too handsome to die!

  [grabs Goofy] 

  Pete : Eat him!

  Peg Pete : [to the bear]  All right, listen, buster! You go back where you came from right now!

  P.J. Pete : This is his cave, Mom.

  Peg Pete : Oh. Never mind.

• Pete : Next year, let's go to the Bahamas.