Kill Me Later (2001)

Jillian Fargey: Bank Customer

Quotes 

• Bank Customer : We don't qualify, do we? I knew it!

  Bank Customer : Honey, be quiet. She hasn't said anything yet.

  Shawn Holloway : No, you qualify.

  Bank Customer : I knew it!

  Shawn Holloway : Technically.

  Bank Customer : Technically? What does that mean?

  Shawn Holloway : It means, on paper, that you qualify for this home loan.

  Bank Customer : But, you're not giving it to us. I knew it!

  Shawn Holloway : No, all I'm saying is that I want you to fully consider what you're getting yourselves into. For instance, this is your first child, right?

  [the wife smiles proudly and nods] 

  Shawn Holloway : Do you have any idea how much it costs to put one child through college these days?

  Bank Customer : H-he's not even born yet.

  Shawn Holloway : By my calculations, with your current salary and your future earning potential, you'd never be able to save enough money to put one kid through college, much less two. What if the kid needs braces? What if he has a learning disability and needs private tutoring? What if he does something stupid, gets arrested, and you need to hire an attorney? What if you get divorced? Then we're talking about two households here. I just want to make sure you consider all the possibilities before you take on a debt this huge.

  Bank Customer : Oh, umm... maybe she's right honey. I mean, we haven't really thought this through. Let's go.

  Bank Customer : But she said we qualified for the loan.

  Bank Customer : There are too many 'what ifs.' I knew we couldn't do this.

  Bank Customer : [to Shawn]  What kind of a miserable person are you, anyway?