Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas (1999 Video)

Bill Farmer: Goofy, Pluto

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Quotes 

• Goofy : [gets electricuted by the Christmas tree's lights]  That'll put the Spirit of Chrismtas in ya!

• Young Max Goof : Did you know that there are over two billion children in the world?

  Goofy : Hmm. No wonder I keep trippin' over roller skates.

  Young Max Goof : That means Santa would have to make, like, 800 visits a second, not including bathroom breaks.

  Goofy : Well, I guess ol' Santy's been at it so long, he figured out all the shortcuts.

• Goofy : [covered with baking powder]  It looks like we're going to have a white Christmas after all!

• Goofy : [with his head inside a turkey]  Mmm, chestnuts.

• Father : Wow, Mr. Goofy! That was incredible!

  Girl : It's magic!

  Goofy : Gawrsh! Christmas magic, I guess.

• Goofy : Why, looky here. It's your ol' stuffed bear. 'Member what you named him?

  Young Max Goof : Old Stuffed Bear.

• Goofy : [to Max thinking he's Santa Claus]  You sure do look a lot shorter than you do in your pictures... and slimmer too.

  Young Max Goof : [imitating Santa]  Oh, you know. Camera adds 50 pounds.

• Goofy : We should slow down before we break the sound barrier!

  Young Max Goof : What?

  Goofy : We're heading straight for the mall!

• Young Max Goof : Low bridge!

  Goofy : Really? Where?

• Goofy : Of course there's a Santy. Otherwise, we'd have a lot of jobless elves running around.

• Goofy : Why, even a broken clock's right two or three times a day, and this time, I'm right!

• Goofy : [Writing a letter to Santa]  Hmm. Let's see now. Oh! How about one of them snazzy electrical recliners?

  Young Max Goof : Y-Yeah, Dad. Whatever.

  Goofy : Oh. Don't want to turn into some highfalutin fancy-pants.

• Goofy : Pardon me, ma'am! Didn't mean to get fresh!

• Young Max Goof : Hey, Dad? Santa didn't forget your present, did he?

  Goofy : Every year, I always ask for the same thing, and every year, I get it.

  Young Max Goof : Really? What's that?

  Goofy : Your happiness.

  Young Max Goof : Uh-oh.

  Goofy : What is it, Max?

  Young Max Goof : I got the same thing from you.

• Goofy : [singing while writing letter to Santa]  Hark, the hairy angels sing! Come on, Maxie! At least hum a few bars!

  Young Max Goof : Dad! Hurry up!

  Goofy : [continues singing]  Deck the walls with cows and collies! Fa la-la la la, la-la la la!