As Told by Ginger (2000–2009)

Jeannie Elias: Carl Foutley, Nurse Betty, Audience Member #2, Girl #1, Hysterical Citizen, Iris, Mitchell, Mrs. Mitchell, Ona Winslow, Pointy Receptionist, Rebecca, Sherry, Stephany

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Quotes 

• Carl Foutley : Don't let the door hit you where the big guy split you.

  Robert Joseph 'Hoodsey' Bishop : That... is *SO* cold.

• [Lois, Carl, Ginger, and Hoodsey are watching old home movies. In the movie, Grandma Foutley is tossing Carl up in the air. She throws him into a ceiling lamp] 

  Carl Foutley : Hey!

  Ginger Foutley : That certainly explains a lot.

• Carl Foutley : Mom, where's the super strength masking tape?

  Lois Foutley : In the crisper, where you left it.

• Carl Foutley : Let's fake an injury at the ice skating rink so we can sue for damages.

• Lois Foutley : So you're telling me you didn't bring anything creepy or weird into this house?

  Carl Foutley : With the exception of Hoodsey... no.