Frankie and Johnnie... Were Lovers (1973) User Reviews

A Must See for Fans of Rene Bond

[Michael_Elliott · 14 August 2016]

Frankie and Johnnie... Were Lovers (1973)

*** (out of 4)

Frankie (Rene Bond) is a singing star while her boyfriend Johnnie (Ric Lutze) still struggles trying to find his calling in life. The two have fun together and enjoy their sex life but Johnnie makes the mistake of messing around with her best friend Alice after a threesome.

FRANKIE AND JOHNNIE... WERE LOVERS isn't a masterpiece and it's certainly not an Oscar-worthy picture but at the same time if you're a fan of Rene Bond then it's a must see picture. The actress was in various softcore movies before making the move to hardcore pictures where she also got breast implants. This picture here is softcore all the way but it's interesting to note that Bond made it during her hardcore era.

Not only does the film give people a chance to see her new body without the hardcore footage but it also gives us various sides to the actress that I hadn't previously seen. The movie starts off with Bond singing a song and she actually does a nice job with it. The rest of the film she plays different things from anger to rage to pain and various other emotions and for the most part she did a good job. Lutze wasn't much of an actor but he too was at least fun and there's no doubt that the leads shared some nice chemistry.

At just 74 minutes the film drags at certain times and there's no question that there's not too much of an actual story here. Still, this is certainly a nice little gem that fans of Bond will enjoy. She beautiful body is on full display but all the added benefits make this a must for her fans.

Rene Bond excels in this sexy variant on the classic story of two doomed lovers

[Woodyanders · 8/10 · 15 June 2020]

Nightclub singer Frankie Lee (an appealing portrayal by the super cute Rene Bond) falls in love with goofball computer whiz and car racing enthusiast Johnnie Ellis (a lively performance by hunky Ric Lutze). Their already tumultuous relationship is further threatened after Frankie discovers that Johnnie has been fooling around behind her back with her steady gal pal Alice Blythe (fetching redhead Cyndee Summers).

Writer/director Alan Colberg keeps the enjoyable and engrossing story moving along at a constant pace, maintains an amiable breezy tone throughout, stages a rip-roaring climatic car chase with skill and flair, and earns extra points for following the love story to its logical tragic conclusion. Bond and Lutze display a charming and natural chemistry in the lead roles. Best of all, Rene Bond belts out a few bluesy songs with pleasing gusto, bares her yummy body with pleasing frequency, and performs her sex scenes with sizzling passionate aplomb. The bright cinematography by Frank Mills provides a nice sunny look. Freddy Redd's jazzy score hits the right-on groovy spot. Recommended viewing for Rene Bond fans.

Rene Bond sings

[lor_ · 23 February 2011]

In the heart of many a pornographer is a serious filmmaker, feeling stifled by his (or her) medium. Such is the case with FRANKIE AND JOHNNIE, wherein director Alan Colberg freaks out in the "search for meaning" department.

Result is strictly porn, but embedded with so many flashbacks, daydreams and other non-linear material as to be nearly incomprehensible. Basically it is the corny story of on-again/off-again lovers as signified by the song, and played by the familiar team of Rene Bond and Ric Lutze.

She's a successful nightclub singer, and unfortunately we have to listen to half a dozen songs belted by Rene (including a direct-sound live performance of the title number on-stage) off-key. Delusions of adequacy by Colberg made this not only a very softcore exercise, when fans were used to seeing the dynamic duo get it on for real, but a dim-witted showcase for Bond's non-talent as a warbler.

Helping to make it watchable is the always delightful Cyndee Summers, cast as Ric's old flame, who seduces him after his sports car breaks down. Ric is supposedly a race car driver, but the film's most intriguing sequence has him working on some test program at a vast old computer center (pure nostalgia), where Bond visits him and humps him, while the computer screen & its cutesy voice cracks jokes.

Near the end of the film there's plenty of racing around the coast highway by the cast, as Colberg tries to impress us with just the kind of footage you don't find in a porn film. Which raises the question of course, where is the footage you DO expect?

Movie's "tragic" conclusion is a drag, and attempt at sentimentality is lame. It all adds up, despite the surface gloss, to a whole lot less fun than watching Rene & Ric in one of their many XXX 1-day wonders. Colberg switched to hardcore for his subsequent films, all-star affairs but strictly mediocre porn.