Misfit Patrol (1996)

Conrad Brooks: Officer Buford Murphy

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Quotes 

• [Bryant and Murphy are shoveling horse manure at a stable after being reassigned when Bryant walks up to the rear end of a horse standing nearby] 

  Officer Dave Bryant : Hey, Murphy. Doesn't that remind you of the captain?

  [the double entendre goes right past Murphy] 

  Officer Buford Murphy : What are you talking about? That's just the horse's buns.

• Captain Cook : I have had it up to here with you dimwits! As of now, I'm having you reassigned immediately.

  Officer Buford Murphy : Captain, with that in mind, may I have a request for a transfer to the beach patrol?

  [Captain Cook looks as if he is about to explode when he leans in towards Murphy] 

  Captain Cook : [quietly]  Murphy... get out.

  Officer Buford Murphy : Huh? I didn't get that.

  Captain Cook : [shouting very loud]  GET OUT! GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!