Bibleman (1995– )

Brady Williams: Cypher, Kerry Turner, Dancer

Quotes 

• Cypher : [on Bibleman's new comic book]  Man, you look larger than life!

  Bibleman : Yeah, I know. But that's the problem. These sketches draw attention to me instead of focusing on God. They should draw attention to Him. If I look too good, then that's bad, because people might get the wrong idea and think that I think I'm more important or something. I want to stay humble through this whole thing.

• Cypher : ...I can't believe I missed *another* fight scene!

• Cypher : ...The Prince of Pride hit you with an ego-stimulating, heat-radonic seismo-ray...!

  Bibleman : ...Creating an egoplasmic distortionary electro-field, which caused me to focus on myself instead of God! *Insidious!*

  Cypher : INSIDIOUS...? That's a big word.

• Cypher : ...So, got any faults you wanna showcase in next week's issue of our comic book? Wrath? Envy? Lust? Gluttony? Avarice? Sloth?

  Bibleman : Oh, I wouldn't want to draw all the attention to myself. I think we should probably focus on *your* faults.

  Cypher : No. We gotta give UNICE her due. UNICE... you wanna check your database for any spiritual deficiencies?

  U.N.I.C.E. : That will not compute. I'm too tired. Think I'll go crash.