God, the Devil and Bob (2000)
French Stewart: Bob Allman
Quotes
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Bob Allman : You think I'm stupid, huh? You forget - I HAVE SMART FRIENDS!
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Bob Allman : You always say that. You always say there's a crisis in Africa.
God : That's because there always is a crisis in Africa.
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Bob Allman : I'm glad so many of you showed up.
Man in crowd : Where's the free beer?
Bob Allman : I'm offering you something better: salvation.
Man in crowd : Is that a kind of beer?
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Bob Allman : I was trying to get a hold of you all day.
God : You don't call me Bob. It doesn't work that way.
Bob Allman : Then what's prayer?
God : Corn nut?
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Bob Allman : Wait. If anyone questions that I have a relationship with God, all I have to do is show them this corn nut as proof.
God : Yeah, Bob. Show them the corn nut.
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Bob Allman : Excuse me, is this hell?
Man in hell : [roasting over a fire] You know, I never really asked. But you have to assume.
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God : Oh, here's another idea. A planet covered entirely by water. No land at all, just water.
Bob Allman : You mean, like that Kevin Costner movie?
God : I didn't even see that.
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Bob Allman : [the airplane shakes] Are you doing that?
The Devil : No, no. Turbulence is no good to me - everybody prays.