The Oblongs (2001–2002)

Pamela Adlon: Milo Oblong, Jared Klimer, The Debbies

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Quotes 

• Helga : Don't shoot or I'll kiss him again!

  Milo Oblong : She's not bluffing! She'll do it! Her lips are like shark skin!

• Milo Oblong : [reading Biff's diary]  Ran laps behind Coach at practice. I hope someday to have his perfect buttocks.

  [flips pages] 

  Milo Oblong : Came in early today. Coach was alone in the jacuzzi. Boring!

• Helga Phugly : Thanks for the hot chow, Milo!

  [chews food and spits out] 

  Helga Phugly : Your mother should be beaten with an oar.

  Milo Oblong : It takes some getting used to.

• Milo Oblong : I'm a CEO with ADD.

• Helga Phugly : Hello! Am I invisible? I'll arrange a little accident and you'll never see it coming.

  Milo Oblong : Your armpit is really wet.

  Helga Phugly : Yeah. This is going to be really sweet.

• Milo Oblong : What are you doing?

  Pickles Oblong : Burying beer. Aw, crud. That means I drank gopher poison.