The Longest Journey (1999 Video Game)

Roger Raines: Crow, Actor Cop, Vanguard Receptionist

Quotes 

• April : I think I saw the first movie. It stunk.

  Actor Cop : I agree. But this one has a certain... je ne sais quoi... flair, that the original lacked.

  April : You mean, more violence, more sex, less plot?

  Actor Cop : Yes.

• April : Wake up!

  Crow : Huh? Turn off the big light, Mommy.

  April : Its called the sun, Crow. Welcome to the world of the living.

  Crow : Oh, I was having this weird dream about a big ass turkey wearing a pair of red shoes... and you were there, and he was there, and... and... maybe it wasn't a dream after all?

  April : I think it's safe to say that you need therapy.

• April : Crow, I need you to fly over there and get some of those berries for me. And Crow?

  Crow : Yes, ma'am?

  April : Don't eat the berries.

  Crow : No, ma'am.