Rugrats in Paris (2000)
Susan Sarandon: Coco LaBouche
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Quotes
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Coco LaBouche : [to chauffeur] To Notre Dome, and move it.
Kira Watanabe : Madame Labouche, you cannot go through with this. It's obvious you don't really love Chas or Chuckie.
Coco LaBouche : Which is which again?
Kira Watanabe : [gasps] I can no longer stand by and watch you destroy their lives. I'm going to tell Chaz the truth, and there's not a thing you can do to stop me.
Coco LaBouche : [Coco literally kicks Kira out of the limo and out on the curb] Except throw out on the curb, au revoir.
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Jean-Claude : [barging into the church] Madame, our kidnapping plot has failed!
Coco LaBouche : [to Chas] Ignore that unemployed fool!
Charles "Chas" Finster : Coco, the wedding is off! You are *not* the woman I thought you were!
[the rest of the Rugrats walk into the church along with Kira]
Angelica Pickles : Hey, lady, looks like your plan to trick Mr. Yummy-Sushi didn't work after all.
Coco LaBouche : Pretty flower girls should be seen, not heard.
Mr. Yamaguchi : [reveals himself] I would like to hear what the little one has to say.
Angelica Pickles : OK, but listen good 'cause I'm tired of telling this story. That Cuckoo lady told her boss she had a kid's heart in a jar, and she was gonna marry Mr. Chuckie's Daddy just so she could be president!
Coco LaBouche : Listen, you traitorous--!
Mr. Yamaguchi : Now, Miss LaBouche. You are dismissed!
[he leaves]
Coco LaBouche : Dismissed? But... no one fires Coco LaBouche! Coco LaBouche fires others! COCO LABOUCHE IS EURO-REPTAR!
[the babies step on her gown]
Coco LaBouche : Off the gown! You revolting carpet mice!
[yanks the gown causing the babies to fall over and their parents to gasp in shock]
Angelica Pickles : Listen, lady! Nobody messes with my dumb babies except me!
[Coco storms off and Angelica stomps on her dress causing it to rip and expose her undergarmets]
Jean-Claude : [sing-song] I see London. I see France. I see Coco's underpants.
Coco LaBouche : [starts to back out] Well, take a picture. This is the last time you will see Coco or her underpants.
[she turns around and notices people taking pictures and runs off sobbing. Meanwhile Spike has Jean-Claude's foot in his mouth]
Jean-Claude : Bad dog! Bad dog! Coco! Coco, wait!
Stu Pickles : Go get 'em, Spike!
Betty DeVille : Looks like Spike found himself a little patootie. Come here my little pumpkin pies.
[picks up Phil and Lil and the rest of the parents hug the babies]
Kira Watanabe : [to Chuckie] Chuckie, I have something that belongs to you.
[gives him his teddy bear and he hugs it]
Charles "Chas" Finster : Thank you, Kira.
Kira Watanabe : Chaz, I am so sorry. I wanted to tell you about Coco but...
Charles "Chas" Finster : No, no, no, no. It's *my* fault, Kira. I guess I got caught up in the romance of Paris.
[to Chuckie]
Charles "Chas" Finster : I'm sorry, little guy.
Kira Watanabe : "Oh, how my heart beats wild".
Charles "Chas" Finster : "Each time I hold my precious child". Wait, you know that poem?
Kira Watanabe : Oh, it is my favorite.
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Coco LaBouche : See this face...
[indicates her scowl]
Coco LaBouche : I NEVER WANT TO MAKE THIS FACE AGAIN! Now, get to work!
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Jean-Claude : [after a video chat with Yamaguchi, in where Coco lies about being married to a single father, so she can earn the president job] What now, Pinocchio?
Coco LaBouche : Years, of clawing my way to the top, gone to waste. Why am I not some CHILD'S TENDER MOTHER? WHY? WHY? WHY?
[sobs]
Jean-Claude : Because you hate children, and men find you to be a heartless shrew?
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Coco LaBouche : [to Dil] And how is this precious cupcake today?
[hits her with rattle on the nose]
Coco LaBouche : Why you're just a lawsuit waiting to happen, aren't you?
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Coco LaBouche : [after catching Angelica eating her chocolates] You have five seconds to come up with a reason why I should not lock you away forever and ever.
Angelica Pickles : Umm, because, I can stick five raisins up my nose, and I can sing real good and, forever and ever is a really long time!
Coco LaBouche : Tick... tock...
Angelica Pickles : And I know where you can find a spiny little man with a brat of his own!
Coco LaBouche : [smiling] I think, I've just made a friend.