Muppet Classic Theater (1994 Video)
Brian Henson: Andy Pig, Mink in 'Gotta Get That Name'
Quotes
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Big Bad Wolf : Aww, how quaint: A house of straw.
Andy Pig : [Snickering, the wolf knocks on the door] Hello?
Big Bad Wolf : Little pig, little pig, let me come in.
Andy Pig : Not by the hair of my chinny chin-chin.
Big Bad Wolf : Then I'll yowl, and I'll howl, and I'll SOIL YOUR TOWEL!
[Realizing]
Big Bad Wolf : No, that's not right.
[Consults "Wolf Handbook", by A. Wolf]
Big Bad Wolf : Oh yeah, this is better, yeah.
[to Andy]
Big Bad Wolf : Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll BLOW YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
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Andy Pig : My Bessie wants to be a real golden cow.
Kermit the Frog : I DO NOT DO COWS!