- President T.J.: Don't have a drop of liquor in sight - Old Charley is head of the Volunteer Volstead League
- Charley: And the only difference between import and export is that one is coming and the other is going
- Title Card: It was a restful dinner - He slept through the salad - and snored over the ice-cream
- Old Charley aka Charleyhorse: I'll have this house raided - You'll get ten years for having vile liquor!