Hope Island (1999– )

Brian Jensen: Boris Obolenski

Quotes 

• Boris Obolenski : [responding to Capt. Kangaroo in trivial pursuit]  No KGB official would allow himself to be called "Kangaroo". No dignity to be named after a hopping animal.

• Boris Obolenski : [playing trivial pursuit]  Okay, smart guy. What was the nickname of captain Ilyich Murlowski? The "Maniacal Mongoose"! How many points for that?

• Boris Obolenski : [receiving a gift of free fish]  America is truly the land of opportunists.

• Boris Obolenski : [coming to Molly's rescue in the kitchen]  You leave cooking to Boris.

  Molly Brewster : [stressed out and exhausted]  Wait. What? You're a chef?

  Boris Obolenski : Chef, artist, plumber, sword swallower. Now to finish salad. I will need garlic, dill and vodka.

  Molly Brewster : [confused]  Okay. Wait! You put vodka in salad?

  Boris Obolenski : [escorting Molly out of the kitchen]  I put vodka in Boris. Moosh! Moosh!

• Boris Obolenski : [teaching a dance class]  Must to find your midsection.

  Ruby Vasquez : I'm sorry, Boris. I lost my midsection years ago.

  Boris Obolenski : Boris will help you find it again.

  Ruby Vasquez : [in a seductive Russian accent]  Then, I'm all yours!