These Old Broads (2001 TV Movie)
Shirley MacLaine: Kate Westbourne
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Quotes
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Kate Westbourne : I know a friend who lipoed her stomach once. A few months later, she looked like Jabba the Hutt.
Miriam : Who's Jabba the Hutt?
Addie Holden : It's a sea slug, Mummy, from outer space and it's not a compliment.
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Kate Westbourne : I wasn't born yesterday.
Wesley Westbourne : Yeah, I'll say!
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Wesley Westbourne : Why are we so horrible to each other?
Kate Westbourne : Well, that's easy. We have an S&M relationship. Son & Mother.
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Piper Grayson : [Addie lights a cigarette] Smoking kills!
Kate Westbourne : Oh-ho, dear, let her smoke!
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Kate Westbourne : You know, sometimes you don't even act like you're my son, Wesley.
Wesley Westbourne : Sometimes you don't even act like you're my mother.
Kate Westbourne : Oh, come on, I've given you everything a child could want. Toys, love, publicity...
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Kate Westbourne : I would rather get a barium enema on live TV than work with that tramp again!
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Kate Westbourne : You're a brat. I should never have taught you to speak.
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Kate Westbourne : [sing-song] With makeup as thick as clotted cream, no you're not a clown, you're a drag queen.
Addie Holden : Well, if I've got the makeup of a drag queen, you've got the shoulders!
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Kate Westbourne : You really should try a thinner cigarette. It lessens the proliferation of the lip lines...
Addie Holden : At least I have lips!