Chris Rock: Bigger & Blacker (1999 TV Special)

Ice Cube: Black Man

Quotes 

• Police Officer : [From album]  Good evening, sir! How are you doing?

  Black Man : What's what? What?

  Police Officer : Do you know why I pulled you over?

  Black Man : Yeah, 'cuz I'm a black man, motherfucker! Now, if I was a white bitch with some big-ass titties, you let me go!

  Police Officer : Very good, sir. Maybe you're right. But I just wanted to let you know, your license plate is a little loose.

  Black Man : Oh, man, bullshit! Man, that's bullshit! You just mad at me 'cuz I'm rolling this bug-eyed Benz, bitch!

  Police Officer : I love German cars! I love Benzes! It's just, the license plate's a little crooked. That's all, come on.

  Black Man : Hey, fuck that, man! Y'all took the street! I ain't got time for this shit!

  Police Officer : Hey, hey, hey! I'm gonna let you go. I just need your registration, that's all.

  Black Man : I ain't got no registration, no proof of insurance, no nothing, no baby seat, I ain't got my seatbelt on, all I got is a motherfucking receipt!

  Police Officer : Oh, you don't need any of that. Just drive safely and have a good night.