SpongeBob SquarePants (1999– )
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Quotes
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Squidward : Oh why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery? Why?
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Squidward : Okay i want everyone to stand in straight rows of five.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Is this the part where we start kicking?
Squidward : No SpongeBob. That's a chorus line.
Patrick : Kicking? I wanna do some kicking!
[kicks Sandy]
Sandy Cheeks : Ow! Why you...
[gets into a fight with Patrick]
Patrick : [screams loudly]
Patrick : Who ever's the owner of the white sedan you left your lights on.
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Squidward : I knew i shouldn't have got out of bed today.
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Squidward : Once again, i hate people.
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Squidward : SpongeBob do you remember that talk we had about personal space?
SpongeBob SquarePants : It's okay Squidward i'm official look!
Squidward : Co-Cashier?
Plankton : So have you two known each other long?
Squidward : You can't do this to me Mr. Plankton! If you think i'm gonna stand out there all day listening to...
SpongeBob SquarePants : Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Squidward : Then you must have coral wasted in your frontal lobe!
Plankton : So what do you want me to do about it?
Squidward : I'd like my view to be a little less yellow if you know what i mean.
Plankton : Hope you like grey.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey Squidward, i can see you though this little window.
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Squidward : Oh how touching. I'm gonna go home and throw up.
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Squidward : I was trying to take a nap over here!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Hang on Squidward. Patrick was just about to figure out where this last piece of this puzzle goes. Weren't you Patrick?
Patrick : Who's the green guy?
Squidward : It's the last piece of the puzzle! There's only one place it can go right here!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Squidward! It wasn't your turn! That's cheating.
Squidward : Cheating? It's a jigsaw puzzle you can't cheat!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs : What is it boy?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Squidward just told me a hilarious joke and i thought you might like to hear it.
Mr. Krabs : Is it true Squidward? Is it hilarious?
Squidward : Um yeah sure.
Mr. Krabs : Well let's hear it lad.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Okay here it goes. Um how did it go Squidward?
Squidward : Um it went um let's see ah Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the new pirate movie?
Mr. Krabs : Why?
Squidward : It was rated Arr!
[laughs]
Squidward : Arr! Because it's about pirates.
Mr. Krabs : I'm not paying you to do stand up Mr. Squidward! Now get back to work!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Squidward's father never hugged him. Isn't that sad?
[cries]
Mr. Krabs : Yes i suppose that is rather sad but Squidward can hug himself during his break. Now get back to work!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Just like the robot in the movie! He couldn't cry either.
Squidward : SpongeBob this is getting ridiculous. I'll have you know my father loved me very much.
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Squidward : All right you two! Out! And don't even think about jogging your empty skulls for the rest of the day! Or tomorrow or next week
SpongeBob SquarePants : Squidward does that include...
Squidward : Yes it does!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Gee Patrick. Do you think Squidward was trying to tell us something?
Squidward : Yes i was! You call yourselves good neighbors? You're the worst neighbors ever! You don't deserve to wear these fezzes!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Gee Pat. Maybe President Squidward's right.
Patrick : Yeah. I guess we're not good neighbors after all.
Squidward : No you aren't! You're horrible neighbors! And stop calling me president!
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Sandy Cheeks : Tell that to your mama Squidward!
Squidward : Mama?
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Squidward : I hate neighbors.
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Squidward : Well now that you completely ruined my day once again i'm going back to bed.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Alright Nighty night.
Squidward : Idiot.
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Squidward : Stop playing in my yard!
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Squidward : Didn't anybody tell you it's the break of dawn?
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Squidward : Only 364 days and nine years left until i exchange this concrete tomb for a multi story ocean liner cruise.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey Squidward.
Squidward : SpongeBob.
Mr. Krabs : The boy and i just thought we'd stop by and check on our convict friend.
Squidward : Call me what you may, fact of the matter is i found out the mystery customer's name first so i win. I win i win i win i win i win!
Mr. Krabs : Enjoy your prize.
Squidward : Whoo-hoo-hoo! Tropical vacation here i come!
[laughs]
Mr. Krabs : Vacation? Who said anything about a vacation?
Squidward : What? In the brochure it specifically mentions an ocean liner vacation.
Mr. Krabs : Oh, you mean that brochure. Well that was the prize. The brochure. It was taking up too much room in me drawers you know. So it's your prize.
Squidward : You mean no vacation?
Mr. Krabs : Nope, just the brochure. Well got to get back to counting me loot. Enjoy your new prize Squidward.
SpongeBob SquarePants : See you on the outside in ten years buddy.
Squidward : [laughs crazy as he rips up the brochure] Oh well at least I'll have some peace and quiet for the next ten years.
Patrick : Hey Squidward. Parcheesi?
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Squidward : I'm not gonna let them ruin the rest of my Sunday.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : President Squidward?
Squidward : No no. Don't say anything more. This was all my fault. I was the one who wanted to relax on Sunday. Now if you'll be so kind as to leave so i can get ready for work tomorrow.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Mr. President...
Squidward : Shut it.
SpongeBob SquarePants : But we just wanted too...
Squidward : Get out of my house!
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Squidward : There's only three hours of my Sunday left. They took it all away. I didn't even get to read the Sunday paper.
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Squidward : A good neighbor doesn't bother me on Sunday!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Sunday? No wonder Squidward's grumpy.
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Squidward : You two morons sunk my house!
Patrick , SpongeBob SquarePants : We're sorry!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Okay boys let's roll to see who goes first.
Squidward : This is Tic-tac Toe! We don't roll to see who goes first!
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SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick : Ew! Ugh! He inked!
Squidward : Well pardon my anemone.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Here lies the nose of Patrick Star. Rip. Well this is terrible. All Patrick wanted to do was be like the rest of us and we punished him for it.
Squidward : Who cares? At least now that pink moron will leave us alone.
Patrick : I heard that!
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Mr. Krabs : I've asked ye all here because we all face a similar problem. The problem being a sea star with a nose that's gotten way out of hand!
Squidward : You got that right yeah!
Sandy Cheeks : Yeah!
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Squidward : Why are you wearing garbage?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Thanks for noticing Squidward and i may say that's a very becoming dress you're wearing this morning.
Squidward : Dress? It is not a dress it's a nightshirt.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Squidward! The sky had a baby!
Squidward : That's no baby! That's a giant anchor! Now go away!
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Squidward : Why don't you two go climb the rope? I'm sure it goes somewhere far away! Now look what you've done!
SpongeBob SquarePants : We didn't do it Squidward. Our hands are clean!
Patrick : Clean!
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Squidward : Nothing? We can't just sit here and do nothing!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Squidward! You decided to join the party
Patrick : Party!
Squidward : Let me out of here.
SpongeBob SquarePants : We were just gonna play some party games.
Patrick : Tag you're it
SpongeBob SquarePants : Tag you're it
Patrick : Tag you're it
Squidward : I gotta get out of here.
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick : Go Squidward! Go Squidward!
Squidward : There's no way to climb out of here.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Maybe if you had more upper arm strength.
Patrick : Yeah you should work out more.
Squidward : Well why don't i just start right now? After all i got a couple of dumbbells right here.
Patrick : I don't get it.
Squidward : Could you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic.
Patrick : What does claustrophobic mean?
SpongeBob SquarePants : It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.
Squidward : No it doesn't
Patrick : Ho ho ho!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Stop it Patrick! You're scaring him!
Patrick : Ho ho ho!
Squidward : It's not working Patrick.
Patrick : Darn.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Um Squidward you're standing on my foot.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Oops sorry SpongeBob.
Patrick : And you got your elbow in my ribs.
Squidward : Ew! Patrick!
Patrick : And stop stepping in my potato salad!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey hey hey guys?
Squidward : Stop pushing me Patrick.
Patrick : You mean like this?
Squidward : No like this!
SpongeBob SquarePants : You shouldn't fight in here! This is a magical place.
Squidward : Patrick get off of me! I told you I am claustrophobic!
Patrick : Nice try Squidward but there's no Santa Claus here!
Squidward : Patrick!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh hi Squidward. Up from your slumber I see. Well you're just in time to endure in a friendly game of indoor miniature golf!
Squidward : I will not indulge in anything friendly or otherwise with the likes of you two! And presently I am heading back to enjoy a well-deserved mid morning nap!
Patrick : Aw. But we sculpted your likeness out of butter on hole five.
Squidward : I don't care! Listen up I will not be woken from my nap again and if I am I'm gonna...
Patrick : Join us on the back nine?
Squidward : Just don't let it happen again! Or else.
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Squidward : I'm warning you two! Keep It Down!
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Squidward : Folks we have a minor situation going on in the kitchen.
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Mr. Krabs : What the devil fish is going on out here? Time is money! And if you boys is wasting time then you're wasting money! And that's just sick!
SpongeBob SquarePants : But we were performing a ritual to attract customers. And the only way the ritual can work is for us to get hurt. Real bad.
Mr. Krabs : What stupid barnacle told you that?
Squidward : Uhh...
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Squidward : That's it I'm done!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Squidward? What are you doing in the Fishtraps house?
Squidward : You idiots! It's not the Fishtraps house, it's your house and that is still Patrick's house! You just saw a commercial that's all!
Patrick : So is Nick Fishkins gonna live in my house?
Squidward : He doesn't live in the houses he buys.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Well if he doesn't live in them what does he do with them?
Squidward : He flips the houses you dimwits! He buy houses then resells them for a profit! He flips houses for a living!
Patrick : He flips houses for a living?
Squidward : Yes! And i'm calling Nick Fishkins right now to come over and flip my house so i can move away!
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Squidward : Rage, fury, irritation, humiliation.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Aw Squidward. You're back to your grown up self.
Squidward : Of course i'm grown up. Why wouldn't i be?
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey Squidward.
Squidward : Quit it.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey Squidward.
Squidward : Quit it.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey Squidward.
Squidward : QUIT IT!
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Squidward : I think I'm going to be sick.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Squidward we found your brother.
Squidward : Ha ha! You urchin brains! I've never had a brother!
SpongeBob SquarePants : You do now!
Patrick : Two brothers. Us!
