SpongeBob SquarePants (1999– )
Clancy Brown: Mr. Krabs, Customers, Crowd, Customer #1, Customer #2, Audience, Clowns, Customer, Fish #2, Kids, Beachgoers, Customer #4, Dad, Fancy Fish, Fish, Fish #5, Guy, Male Customer, Male Customer #1, Male Fish #1, Manager, Mayor, Mr. Krabbs, Patrons, Self, Anchovies, Ancient Egypt Krabs, Angry Crowd, Assembly Line Fish #2, Audience Member, Audience Member 3, Backstage Guard, Balloon One, Bank Robber #2, Big Dude, Big G, Bikers, Blind Fish, Bludolph, Brain, Bubble Boat Driver, Bubble Person, Bubble Prisoner, Buff Prisoner, Bull Rider, BunnyKrabs, Bus Driver, Business Fish #2, Business Fish #3, Captive, Car Salesman, Chairs, Champ #2, Charlie, Chum, Chum #1, Chum Customer #2, Chum Krabs, Citizens, City Fish, Civil War Era Krabs, Computer, Construction Guy, Construction Worker, Construction Workers, Cop #1, Courtroom Fish, Cousins, Crane Food Truck Guy, Crew, Customer #3, Customer #5, Dads, Desk Sergent, Doctor, Doodle Mr. Krabs, Door, Dr. Manfish, Driver #1, Drivers, Dude Fish, Dungeon Master, Eagle Head, Elderly Customer, Elevator Operator, Elves, Extra #3, Eyes, Fake Santa, Fans, Fat Hairy Fish, Father, Faux-Chovies, Fish #1, Fish #105, Fish #33, Fish #36, Fish #37, Fish #40, Fish #42...
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Quotes
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Mr. Krabs : David H. Jones!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs : What is it boy?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Squidward just told me a hilarious joke and i thought you might like to hear it.
Mr. Krabs : Is it true Squidward? Is it hilarious?
Squidward : Um yeah sure.
Mr. Krabs : Well let's hear it lad.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Okay here it goes. Um how did it go Squidward?
Squidward : Um it went um let's see ah Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the new pirate movie?
Mr. Krabs : Why?
Squidward : It was rated Arr!
[laughs]
Squidward : Arr! Because it's about pirates.
Mr. Krabs : I'm not paying you to do stand up Mr. Squidward! Now get back to work!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Squidward's father never hugged him. Isn't that sad?
[cries]
Mr. Krabs : Yes i suppose that is rather sad but Squidward can hug himself during his break. Now get back to work!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Just like the robot in the movie! He couldn't cry either.
Squidward : SpongeBob this is getting ridiculous. I'll have you know my father loved me very much.
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Mr. Krabs : So it was just another Krabby Patty theft attempt by my arch competitor Plankton!
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Squidward : Only 364 days and nine years left until i exchange this concrete tomb for a multi story ocean liner cruise.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey Squidward.
Squidward : SpongeBob.
Mr. Krabs : The boy and i just thought we'd stop by and check on our convict friend.
Squidward : Call me what you may, fact of the matter is i found out the mystery customer's name first so i win. I win i win i win i win i win!
Mr. Krabs : Enjoy your prize.
Squidward : Whoo-hoo-hoo! Tropical vacation here i come!
[laughs]
Mr. Krabs : Vacation? Who said anything about a vacation?
Squidward : What? In the brochure it specifically mentions an ocean liner vacation.
Mr. Krabs : Oh, you mean that brochure. Well that was the prize. The brochure. It was taking up too much room in me drawers you know. So it's your prize.
Squidward : You mean no vacation?
Mr. Krabs : Nope, just the brochure. Well got to get back to counting me loot. Enjoy your new prize Squidward.
SpongeBob SquarePants : See you on the outside in ten years buddy.
Squidward : [laughs crazy as he rips up the brochure] Oh well at least I'll have some peace and quiet for the next ten years.
Patrick : Hey Squidward. Parcheesi?
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs : What is it SpongeBob?
SpongeBob SquarePants : I just wanted to tell you that Squidward loves you!
Mr. Krabs : Get back to work Mr. Squidward.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Squidward?
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Mr. Krabs : SpongeBob! What in Neptune's bathtub do you think your doing lad?
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Mr. Krabs : Looks like you blew it again Plankton!
Plankton : I did better then you Eugene!
Mr. Krabs : Says who?
SpongeBob : Now now now i think we need to calm down. Fighting is pointless You two would have the recipe by now if you worked together.
Mr. Krabs : Okay fine! We'll work together.
Plankton : Yeah i don't see that working out.
SpongeBob : Not to worry gentlemen i have a plan.
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SpongeBob : Ta da! I started the Flabby Patty restaurant just to get you two rascals to team up. And so the power of friendship triumphs again.
Mr. Krabs : What? You mean all this was one of your goofball schemes?
Plankton : Now now Krabs SpongeBob's taught us some very valuable lessons. Such as oh falling out of an airplane for instance.
Mr. Krabs : Yeah. And how to commonly bludgeon meself.
Plankton : In fact, i think it's time we repay him don't you?
Mr. Krabs : Great idea pal! We'll teach you about teamwork.
SpongeBob : [runs away screaming]
Mr. Krabs : Get back here!
Plankton : We should do this more often Krabs.
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Plankton : Aw man! I stole that Krabby Patty fair and square.
Mr. Krabs : Oh poor wittle baby waby. Does wittle Pwanksy wanksy need his nappy wappy?
[laughs]
SpongeBob : Why are you two always fighting? You were best palsie walsies once.
[picks up Plankton]
Plankton : Hey!
SpongeBob : Can't you two make up and be friends?
Mr. Krabs : Yeeh those days are over SpongeBob
Plankton : Krabs and i are bitter enemies!
Mr. Krabs : And that's the way we like it.
SpongeBob : If only there was some way to bring you two back together.
Plankton : Forget it, SpongeBob Nothing will make me friends with Eugene Krabs
[sniffing]
Plankton : What is that delicious smell?
SpongeBob : [sniffing bad sent] Bluh! That doesn't smell delicious!
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Patrick : These are some ugly looking fish.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Maybe we're near one of those toxic wast dumps.
Mr. Krabs : I think i'm gonna be sick.
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Mr. Krabs : Oh this time you've done it boy! What have you got to say for yourself?
SpongeBob SquarePants : The platter's all clean Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs : D'oh! I'll clean your platter! Come here you!
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Mr. Krabs : All right you leave me no choice!
Patrick : Your giving me a rase?
Mr. Krabs : Not even close. You're fired. As long as i'm still standing you'll never wear this hat again.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Patrick are you okay?
Patrick : Well i guess it's back to being no hat Pat.
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Mr. Krabs : I've asked ye all here because we all face a similar problem. The problem being a sea star with a nose that's gotten way out of hand!
Squidward : You got that right yeah!
Sandy Cheeks : Yeah!
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Mr. Krabs : Ooh! Money! Money money money money money money money money money money!
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Mr. Krabs : What the devil fish is going on out here? Time is money! And if you boys is wasting time then you're wasting money! And that's just sick!
SpongeBob SquarePants : But we were performing a ritual to attract customers. And the only way the ritual can work is for us to get hurt. Real bad.
Mr. Krabs : What stupid barnacle told you that?
Squidward : Uhh...
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Patrick : [seeing a crowd of real people at a football stadium] These are some ugly looking fish.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Maybe we're near one of those toxic waste dumps.
Mr. Krabs : I think I'm gonna be sick.
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Mr. Krabs : Looks like you blew it again Plankton.
Plankton : I did better than you Eugene!
Mr. Krabs : Says who?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Now now I think we all need to calm down. Fighting is pointless. You two would have the recipe by now if you two worked together.
Mr. Krabs : [growls] Okay! Fine! We'll work together!
Plankton : Yeah I don't see that working out.
