Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle (1999 TV Movie)
Mark DeCarlo: Black Helmet Man
Quotes
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Black Helmet Man : I will allow no rest until the Thumbellion is totally neutralized.
Unwise Council Member : Excuse me, Black Helmut Man, but our super space station can easily thwart any actions of the Thumbellion.
Black Helmet Man : Do not underestimate the power of the Thumb!
Unwise Council Member : Oh, don't try to scare me with your ooby-dooby magic talk, Helmet Man. Your "I'm a horrifying warlock and I'm going to get you with my mystic potions" talk sicken me! I laugh at you and your "I'm a frightening wizard threat of hostility." Why don't you gather some frog legs and eyes of a newt, and conjur up a potion that will get you your face back, and perhaps make you one mere ounce less pathetic than you truly are!
[Black Helmut Man strangles him with the "power of the Thumb"]
Unwise Council Member : *strangled gasping*... Or not!
[Imperial Thumb's head pops off]
Black Helmet Man : Any other comments?
British Thumb : I have a question! Why is it that we all speak in British accents, when we're from outer space where there's no Britain?
[Black Helmut Man pops British Thumb's head off as well]
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Black Helmet Man : Loke, I am your mother!
Loke Groundrunner : No!
Black Helmet Man : Mama's gonna teach you some manners!