Boys and Girls (2000)
Jason Biggs: Hunter, Steve
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Quotes
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Hunter : He's in love with someone who's not in love with him. How do YOU think he is?
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Hunter : Whadda they want?
Ryan : Who?
Hunter : They. Them. The chiquitas. You know, I'm bustin' my ass out there trying to fit into their little mold of what makes an interesting, sexy guy, and I can not figure out what they want.
Ryan : What do YOU want?
Hunter : Gee, I dunno. Get laid. Have fun. Have someone love me for who I am.
Ryan : Oh-ho. And, uh, who is that, exactly?
Hunter : You're... you're right. You are absolutely right. I mean, what... what's wrong with being from the country, huh? A simple kid raised on fresh eggs and good values who had to get up at the crack of dawn every morning with a three-legged dog named Lucky by his side to help his pa with the cattle.
Ryan : Hunter.
Hunter : Yeah?
Ryan : You're not from the country.
Hunter : Ah! Jeez, Ryan, wha... what do you want me to say? "Hi, my name is Steve. I grew up in the suburbs with two working parents, two sisters and a two-car garage. I have no real identity, nor do I have a clue what I'm doing or what I want to be. Wanna go out?"
Ryan : [pause] Your name is Steve?
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Hunter : Excuse me, question: Exactly how far can you bend over?
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Hunter : [upon hearing Ryan and Betty broke up] Well, this is great news. Now you and me can hit the circuit.
Ryan : [correcting] You and I.
Hunter : Right.
Ryan : I don't think so.
Hunter : No, believe me, it's way easier with two of us. You see, you pretend to be my idiot cousin, and for the weekend, all of a sudden - I'm sensitive. You get drunk, start coming on too strong and I beat the shit out of you - I'm masculine.
Ryan : I don't think I'm ready for that.
Hunter : Well, we can trade off. You can hit me first.
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Hunter : Buddy, if you're lookin' at me for answers - I'm flattered but, uh - you've come to the wrong place.
