Hulk Hogan's Rock 'n' Wrestling (1985–1986)

Brad Garrett: Hulk Hogan

Quotes 

• Sarge : [Hogan as a kid has called the cops, reporting the stolen Hulkmobile the car thieves had stolen]  Is that right? Stolen you said, and who did you say you were again?

  Cop : What do ya got, Sarge?

  Sarge : [to cop]  Some kid trying to pull a prank, and get this, he says he's Hulk Hogan.

  Cop : Hulk Hogan?

  [laughs] 

  Sarge : [shouts]  Now, you listen to me, son. We're too busy round here for jokes. Hang up now and don't call again or you will be in a lot of trouble.

  [hangs up] 

  Hulk Hogan : [to the others]  He wouldn't believe me. He thought I was playing a joke.

• Hulk Hogan : [Hogan goes into a cabin on the boat, looking for Hillbilly Jim who's been kidnapped]  Hillbilly Jim?

  Man : Do I look like a Hillbilly to you, mister?

  [throws a boot at Andre] 

  Hulk Hogan : Sorry.

• Rowdy Roddy Piper : What's the matter, Hogan? Afraid you might be outclassed?

  Hulk Hogan : The only way you freaks could outclass us is in a dogshow!

• Hulk Hogan : Your making Hulk MAD!