Bad Girls (1999–2006)

Simone Lahbib: Helen Stewart

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Quotes 

• Helen Stewart : You had no right taking advantage of me.

  Nikki Wade : Well put me down the block then. Go on... Rule 47, subsection 16, being disrespectful to the wing governor - by kissing her.

• Nikki Wade : You can't leave me like this. This is shit.

  Helen Stewart : Shit Happens.

• Helen Stewart : [shouting]  Sit in that chair.

  Nikki Wade : Don't you wish is was electric.

• Jim Fenner : What is it with you, Stewart? Just gotta look at a murderer and you go moist.

  Helen Stewart : You're out of line, Jim.

  Jim Fenner : Thanks to you, I had to walk back on this wing with a nutter who tried to stick me, and now you're telling me that Nikki Wade, the cop killer, is innocent too. You make me sick.

  Helen Stewart : Well, that is a relief. If you'd approved I'd known I was doing something wrong. Get outta my face.

• Jim Fenner : Ah, but you see, I blame you Helen, cause everytime I walk in here, I have to face the evil cow who came that far away from killing me.

  [indicates a small distance with his thumb and forefinger] 

  Helen Stewart : Well, let's hope the next time she's *that* much luckier.

• Helen Stewart) : Thomas is gorgeous and he's everything you would want in a man, but I want a woman.

• [after being caught kissing a fellow inmate] 

  Helen Stewart : What is going on?

  Nikki Wade : I thought that was blindingly obvious.

• Helen Stewart : My officers are trained professionals.

  Nikki Wade : Well, if Fenner's anything to go by, you'd be better off training chimpanzees.

• [During a riot] 

  Helen Stewart : This is a Governor's order:

  [shouting] 

  Helen Stewart : Get back to your cells, now.

• Helen Stewart : Why did you attack Michelle Dockley?

  Nikki Wade : I don't know. A touch of PMT.

• Helen Stewart : You know one of the best things about walking away from a job? All of sudden you realise you've got nothing left to lose... I may be on my way out Jim but I am gonna drag you all the way down with me. Enjoy it while it lasts.

• Nikki Wade : No, let me say it for her. What was she telling us is that none of us are safe in here, ain't she? Cause even if we're bleeding to death, we don't get believed. Well, I'm telling her from us, you lot can't run this prison unless we help you. And if we don't get respect from your screws, don't think we're gonna make you look good in front of you VIP visitors cause we're not. So you can shove your stupid fashion show up your arse.

  Helen Stewart : Fine. CONSIDER IT CANCELLED! THIS WING WILL NOT BE TAKING PART. And *you* are on rule 43. Lock 'em up.