Satan's School for Girls (2000 TV Movie)

Shannen Doherty: Beth Hammersmith, Karen Oxford

Quotes 

• Beth Hammersmith : So how long have you and the principal been together?

  Alison Kingsley : What do you mean?

  Beth Hammersmith : I saw him grab your butt.

• Mark Lantch : If you ever need a grade change, you just come see me.

  Beth Hammersmith : You can do that?

  Mark Lantch : No.

  [laughs] 

  Mark Lantch : But I can look up your records. I have all of your big bad secrets in my fingertips.

• Beth Hammersmith : [the professor grabs Allison's ass]  So, are the professor and Allison going out?

  Paige : You'll have to ask her that. Gosh, sleeping with your history professor is so cliché... But I'd do 'im.

• Lisa Bagley : Who are you?

  Beth Hammersmith : My name's Karen.

  Lisa Bagley : What the hell are you doing in here?

  Beth Hammersmith : I came in here to talk.

  Lisa Bagley : About what?

  Beth Hammersmith : I heard you were friends with the girl who committed suicide. Someone I was close with did too, so I think I can relate.

  Beth Hammersmith : No, you can't. Get out, and if I ever catch you in here again I'm gonna call the cops. Sorry I should have asked before I came in.

  Kim : Yeah, you're damn right!