The Way of the Gun (2000)
Neil Pollock: Interviewer
Quotes
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Longbaugh : I've... never killed a man.
Interviewer : I beg your pardon?
Longbaugh : I said I never killed a man.
Interviewer : I didn't ask if you had.
Longbaugh : You asked why I thought I was qualified, I think of that as qualification.
Interviewer : And I'm just wondering why that in particular strikes you as an important qualification for semen donation.
Longbaugh : I would say thats a big fucking qualification - excuse me, a very important qualification.
Interviewer : No one's ever said that before.
Longbaugh : Have you ever asked?
Interviewer : No.
Longbaugh : You should.
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Longbaugh : Why's that such a big deal?
Interviewer : Because no one brings up sex with dead people!
Longbaugh : 'Course they don't, it's sick.
Interviewer : You brought it up!
Longbaugh : Only to say I never did it.
Interviewer : I didn't ask you that.
Longbaugh : [smiling] You should.
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Interviewer : Heterosexual?
Parker : Can I ask you something? Are you a faggot? See, you asked me if I was heterosexual; I asked you the same question, only I was clear about the answer I was looking for.