Rip It Off (2001)

Alyson Hannigan: Lexi

Quotes 

• Lexi : What does that stupid fish have that I don't?

  Misha : No brains. It doesn't talk back.

• Lexi : It's not like there's a line of guys around the corner waiting to take care of me.

  Misha : Oh, honey. Fuck it. You have to learn to depend on yourself. All men has ever done is hold you back. Especially the one you're with.

  Lexi : He's not that bad.

  Misha : He treats you like shit. You're beautiful, you're smart, you can do anything. Anything and he makes you believe you're useless.

• Misha : A little dehydrated, are we?

  Lexi : Just a little bit.

  Helena Toretti : Why are you doing this shit?

  Lexi : It makes me feel good, stupid.

  Misha : So the guys are fucked, we're being fucked and you to throw in a heroin-addict into it all?

  Lexi : You're overreacting a bit. I don't have a habit!

  Misha : Oh, no? Right. Could you delude yourself a little bit more? You've been clean for six months!

  Lexi : You know, I'm so glad I came here.

  Misha : For six months you were clean!

  Lexi : This is so fun.

  Misha : I go out for one night and you hook up with a guy and screw him for a place to stay!

  Lexi : Is she calling me a hooker now?

  Misha : You said that, not me.

  Lexi : Look at yourself, Miss Dictator. You go through men like shoes. You're as much a whore as I am.

  [Mischa slaps her] 

  Lexi : And very male at that. Fucking let go off me!