Take It or Leave It (1981)

Mike Barson: Barso

Quotes 

• Barso : There you go, there's your bus-stop.

  Carl : What do you mean there's the bus-stop.

  Barso : I mean there is the bus-stop,.

  Carl : You said you were gonna give us a lift home. That's why I came to rehearsals. Come on, give us a lift home.

  Barso : What do you want? You can walk you can take the bus, anything you want.

• Lee : Have you got any money?

  Barso : What for you y'mean?

  Lee : Yeah. Why are you laughing?

  Barso : Nothing. I just thought you were joking, that's all.

• Barso : You're playing it wrong, Lee. Is it in the wrong key or something?

  Lee : No, I'm not I'm playing the same key as always.

  Barso : Well, if you're playing in the same key as always, you're playing in the wrong key as always.

  Lee : Alright, yeah? Just give us an E.

  Barso : It's in D for a start.

  Lee : It's in E.

  Barso : Oh is it?

• Barso : Listen. What's that? That's a disco, is it? You're a fan of soul the now, I take it. Did you know there's a group playing out in the back garden?

  Simon : Yes. Don't be daft, Mike, were having a disco in here.

  Barso : Look, you, and listen you should we were playing up here. In the bedroom and this afternoon you put us in your proxy garden.

  Simon : Who's proxy garden?

  Barso : You're fucking proxy garden.

• Barso : You alright playing then, Carl?

  Carl : Yeah, I'm good Mike.

  Barso : Do you even know what key it's in?

  Carl : Yeah, it's in that one right there.