It sucks, it sucks, it sucks: if you ever are unfortunate enough to endure this piece of crap, that's what you'll be saying, too. To quote Jason Hardy, "Don't ever rent this movie, even as a joke, or the joke will be on you. It sucked."
7 Reviews
Zero star
gacsogergely2 April 2022
Look, this was amongst the Decrepit Crypt of Nightmare collection. It has the occasional gems, but the appeal was it is (mostly) made of these home-video level films you can never know about otherwise.
So the director shouting "Action!" it nothing. The main crew fluctuating for no reason between 3 to 5 can be overlooked. That these are a bunch of coseplayers is expected. So it's not like I'm not playing fair game.
But I had zero idea what is going on! I don't know if this is for the lack of audible audio - and believe me, I pushed the volume to the max on the computer, the video player and the earphone just for the fun of it -, or truly there was nothing to be understood. A subtitles-file would solve this problem, but there never was one.
PS: given this was made by some highschoolers, I wouldn't even count on nudity.
So the director shouting "Action!" it nothing. The main crew fluctuating for no reason between 3 to 5 can be overlooked. That these are a bunch of coseplayers is expected. So it's not like I'm not playing fair game.
But I had zero idea what is going on! I don't know if this is for the lack of audible audio - and believe me, I pushed the volume to the max on the computer, the video player and the earphone just for the fun of it -, or truly there was nothing to be understood. A subtitles-file would solve this problem, but there never was one.
PS: given this was made by some highschoolers, I wouldn't even count on nudity.
Uhh, yeah, right, whatever.
KennethEagleSpirit14 August 2007
I'm not real sure just how to review this movie, so I'll just do this ... List of whats wrong: Plot, character development, lighting, acting, dialog, props, special effects, photography, continuity, humor, costumes, make up, choreography, fight scenes, and pretty much anything else that comes to mind. List of whats right: A couple of the bimbos are cute. List of what works, at least part of the time, via accident: The music is, at times, really funny as background. List of what doesn't work any of the time: The attempts at humor. List of any saving grace: Its funny when they're NOT trying to be funny. Which is the only reason I rate it as highly as I do. It was so ludicrous I laughed. Often. Thats worth something. Last, but not least ... List of what would've helped: Nudity. Hey, it couldn't hurt.
total classic...of what, who knows?
sumdenguy10 December 2003
Hey man, Todd Sheets has made a bunch of movies. All are shot on video, poorly acted etc., but the fact is, he did 'em. This flick gets 90 mins of playtime, and I'm probably the only person on Earth who likes it. I LOVE the Todd Sheets' metal band written and performed theme song...I LOVE the mutant bug costumes, and the evil claw guy's outfit....I LOVE the weird fat lady in tin foil being zapped, I LOVE the perfectly juxtaposed classical music...I LOVE the bike vs. scooter chase/fight scene....and I LOVE the dude who says he'll watch the robots, and then promptly puts a newspaper over his head, and falls asleep while the music crescendos(look it up). BEST. SCENE. EVER.
Oh heck, all ya friggin' moronoviches will hate this flick. But you're never gonna be able to see it anyway. This ain't in print and it won't be anytime soon. For now it sits proudly in my movie collection in between Carl J. Suckenic's Alien Beasts and J.R. Bookwalter's The Dead Next Door.
Oh heck, all ya friggin' moronoviches will hate this flick. But you're never gonna be able to see it anyway. This ain't in print and it won't be anytime soon. For now it sits proudly in my movie collection in between Carl J. Suckenic's Alien Beasts and J.R. Bookwalter's The Dead Next Door.
A+ Would Watch Again
jedi_of_pi12 January 2009
Warning: Spoilers
Gustav Holst is rolling in his grave for this surely unlicensed use of a recording of his music. I am of course talking about Mars which was replayed again and again throughout this movie, making up at least half of the music. Even the car and most of the bike and skateboard chase scenes had Mars playing when some type of jazz would be much more appropriate. I wouldn't be able to watch this alone, it is painful, hard to follow, and the sub plot keeps breaking the 4th wall. The cyborgs looked pretty cool though. I recommend this movie, especially if you hate yourself. Also, the end theme could probably win RUSH a lawsuit.
campy and laughable fan video
oscar-3512 August 2013
Warning: Spoilers
*Spoiler/plot- Prehistoric Bimbos in Armageddon City, 1993. Welcome to old Chicago City, one of the last remaining cities after WW3. The city is ruled by the evil overlord, Nemisis and his army of cyborgs. Trianna and her tribe of bimbos stands in the way of Nemisis total control of the world.
*Special Stars- Tonia Monahan, Holly Starr, Stephanie Malone, Deric Berner, Robert Vollerath.
*Theme- Tyranny over the innocent must be corrected.
*Trivia/location/goofs- Fan video. The goofs on this film are too numerous to list here. Modern cars used for futuristic cars, mundane obvious local locations used for futuristic places, and huge plot holes with bad acting rounds out the problems in enjoying this film. Might be just too bad for event a MST3000 spoof send-up.
*Emotion- A campy and laughable fan video made with amateur cast and crew. The film is the best in showing how BAD such fan videos can be when no thought or talent but just ambition takes over. Don't expect much and you get very little except laughs AT this film.
*Based On- Mad Max films.
*Special Stars- Tonia Monahan, Holly Starr, Stephanie Malone, Deric Berner, Robert Vollerath.
*Theme- Tyranny over the innocent must be corrected.
*Trivia/location/goofs- Fan video. The goofs on this film are too numerous to list here. Modern cars used for futuristic cars, mundane obvious local locations used for futuristic places, and huge plot holes with bad acting rounds out the problems in enjoying this film. Might be just too bad for event a MST3000 spoof send-up.
*Emotion- A campy and laughable fan video made with amateur cast and crew. The film is the best in showing how BAD such fan videos can be when no thought or talent but just ambition takes over. Don't expect much and you get very little except laughs AT this film.
*Based On- Mad Max films.
Best movie ever made?
morrmega4 November 2021
Want to know if someone shares your sense of humor? Show them this movie. My friends from high school used to having regular showings of this movie to introduce new people to the group. It became a dangerous drinking game in college. 10 out of 10.
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