The Flintstones Meet Rockula and Frankenstone (1979 TV Movie)
Henry Corden: Fred Flintstone
Quotes
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Fred Flintstone : [looking over the edge of the balcony] I can't see the bottom with all this mist. Hey Barney, want to jump down and see how far it is?
Wilma Flintstone : He'll do no such thing, Fred, it might be at least 30 feet!
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Fred Flintstone : [watching the monster bash from above on the second floor] You know, Barney, it's a good thing they're supplying the costumes. I wouldn't know what to wear to a monster bash.
Barney Rubble : [laughs] In your case, Fred, a monster bash is a come-as-you-are party.
Fred Flintstone : I'm warning ya, Barn,
[points to the first floor]
Fred Flintstone : that's a 30 foot drop.
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Betty Rubble : [Fred thinks Wilma went to Betty and Barney's room] No, Fred, Wilma didn't come in here.
Fred Flintstone : That's funny, she's not in our room.
Barney Rubble : Well if she's not in your room and she's not in our room, where could she be?
Fred Flintstone : I don't know, Barn, she's gotta be somewhere in this creepy hotel.
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Fred Flintstone : [dressed as a chickenasaurous] I can feel it in my bones.
Wilma Flintstone : [laughing] Which bones, Fred, your drumsticks or your wing bones?
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Rockula : You must be Fred Flintstone!
Fred Flintstone : Wait a minute pal, I'm not Flintstone, I'm the building inspector, that's all.
Rockula : You are who?
Fred Flintstone : The local building inspector.
Rockula : Why would a building inspector be rolling around inside of a barrel?
Fred Flintstone : Well you see, I'm also a local barrel inspector.
Rockula : You inspect buildings and barrels at 3 o' clock in the morning?
Fred Flintstone : Uh yeah well... moonlighting, that's what I'm doing, moonlighting, I have several jobs.
Rockula : Ridiculous! Do you take me for a fool? You are Fred Flintstone! Or should we put it this way, you WERE Fred Flintstone.
Fred Flintstone : I like the first way better.
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Fred Flintstone : Why are those goons chasing us?
Wilma Flintstone : Because Rockula wants to make me his bride.
Fred Flintstone : [laughs] He can't marry a woman who's already got a husband.
Wilma Flintstone : He knows that, that's why he wants to make me a widow.
Fred Flintstone : Oh well that's a different story... wait a minute! A widow?
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Betty Rubble : Where are we?
Barney Rubble : Looks like the basement.
Fred Flintstone : With those weirdoes running around, maybe Wilma came down here to hide.
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Wilma Flintstone : [about the mummy case] It's lucky I hid in here because I discovered something fantastic, look, a secret stairway!
Fred Flintstone : That could lead us out of here!
Barney Rubble : Hey, good idea, while Rocky and Franky are down here looking for us, we'll be upstairs making our escape!
Fred Flintstone : Right, let's go!
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Fred Flintstone : Wilma, Betty, quick move away! You're standing on a trap door!
Wilma and Betty : [jump off] Huh?
Barney Rubble : We fell through it before, ZOOM, right down to the secret lab.
Wilma Flintstone : A trap door leading down to the secret lab? How did you get out?
Fred Flintstone : We climbed through this big window we saw down there.
Wilma Flintstone : Uh huh and where did the window lead TO?
Fred Flintstone : Where does any window lead to? It leads to outside, out to the castle grounds. Uh oh, hold on everybody, I got a plan.
Wilma Flintstone : I knew you would, Fred.
Fred Flintstone : Why don't we take the trap door down to the lab and escape from the castle?
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[Rockula and Frankenstone, while chasing the Flintstones and Rubbles, stop at some barrels, where their targets are hiding]
Rockula : We must find them! I will search over there, you stay here and check the barrels.
Frankenstone : [as Rockula runs off] Yes, master.
Fred Flintstone : [Imitating Rockula from inside the barrel] Forget about the barrel! Search elsewhere!
Frankenstone : Yes, master.
[Walks off]
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Wilma Flintstone : [hears something howling] Sounds like wolves howling out there!
Fred Flintstone : Impossible, Wilma, the guide book says there are no wolves in Rocksylvania.
Igor : Those are verevolves.
Fred Flintstone , Barney Rubble , Betty Rubble , Wilma Flintstone : [imitating his enunciation] Verevolves?
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Gladys : Ja?
Fred Flintstone : Hehe, hi there. We're the Flintstones and the Rubbles.
Gladys : You are who?
Barney Rubble : I'll handle this, Fred. Uh, Ma'am, we're the Flintshteins and da Roobuls.