Tomb Raider (1996 Video Game)

Shelley Blond: Lara Croft

Quotes 

• Voice : Hatching commences in fifteen seconds.

  Natla : Too late for abortions now!

  Lara Croft : [draws gun]  Not without the heart of the operation!

  Natla : NO!

  [Jumps at Lara and falls down into the chasm] 

• Lara Croft : Well, you have my total attention now. I'm not quite sure I've got your's though.

  [Lara aims at Larson.] 

  Lara Croft : Hello?

  Larson : I'll heel an' hide ye to a barn door yit.

  Lara Croft : Of course.

  Larson : Ye and that driven piece of the Scion. Ye want to keep it so bad, I'll harness it right up yer...

  Lara Croft : Wait.. we're talking about the artifact here?

  Larson : Damn straight we are. Right up your...

  Lara Croft : Hold on, I'm sorry. This piece, you say, where's the rest?

  Larson : Ms. Natla put Pierre Dupont on that trail.

  Lara Croft : And where is that?

  Larson : Hah. Ye ain't fast enough fer him.

  Lara Croft : [reaims her gun at Larson]  So you think all this talking is just holding me up?

  Larson : I don't know where his little jackrabbit-frog-legs are running' him to. You'll have to ask Ms. Natla.

  [Larson looks at Lara's gun on the floor.] 

  Lara Croft : [spin kicks Larson unconsiously]  Thank you. I will.

• Natla : Left Larson sucking wind then, eh?

  Lara Croft : If that is the phrase.

  Natla : Well your little vacation riot's over now! Time to give back what you've hijacked off me.

  Bald Guy : [digging into Lara's backpack]  Let's try the lunch-box.

• Cowboy : Howdy.

  Lara Croft : Afternoon.

• Lara Croft : [Lara discovers a can of beans outside of St. Francis' Folly.]  Pierre. Tsk. You litterbug.

• Lara Croft : [examing the mural]  Here lies Tihocan one of the two just rulers of Atlantis. Who even after the curse of the continent had tried to keep rule here in these barren other-lands. He died without child and his knowledge has no heritage. Look over us kindly, Tihocan.

• Lara Croft : Welcome to my home! I'll take you on a guided tour.

• Lara Croft : This used to be the ballroom, but I've covered into my own personal gym. What do you think? Well, let's do some exercises.

• Lara Croft : Ok. Let's do some tumbling. Press the jump button.

• Lara Croft : Relocated now to St. Francis' Folly, new temptations torment me. Rumor amongst--

  [Lara's narration shifts to Pierre's.] 

  Pierre DuPont : My fellow brothers is that entombed beneath our monastery lies the body of Tihocan, one of the three legendary rulers of the lost continent, Atlantis, and that within lies his piece of the Atlantean Scion. The pendant divided and shared between three rulers which curbs tremendous powers. Powers beyond the creator himself. My toes sweat at such possibilities lying close to my mortal self. Each night, I bid myself rid of these fantasies, but it is indeed a test.

• Larson : What's a man gotta do to get that kinds attention from ye?

  Lara Croft : It's hard to say exactly, but you seem to be doing fine.

  Larson : Well, great. Though, truth is, it ain't me that wants ye.

  Lara Croft : No.

  Larson : [open up the laptop]  No. Miss Jacqueline Natla does, from Natla Technologies. You know, creator of all things bright and beautiful?

  Natla : Seal it, Larson.

  Larson : Ma'am.

  Natla : Feast your eyes on this, Lara. How does that make your wallet rumble?

  Lara Croft : I'm sorry. I only play for sport.

  Natla : Then you'll like a big park. Peru. Vast mountain ranges to cover. Sheer walls of ice. Rocky crags. Savage winds. And there's this little trinket an age old artifact of mystical powers buried in the Tomb of Qualopec. That's my interest. You could leave tomorrow. Are you busy tomorrow?