I was gonna watch 'The Kentucky Fried Movie' tonight but the disc refused to play so I'll go with this Kitty release about a blue girl.
What's with all these R-rated cartoons at the start - are they previews?
And am I supposed to be reading all this writing at the start of the movie that talks about two opposing factions? I can't be bothered.
You got English up the top, and at the bottom, and Asian writing in the middle of the screen. It's a mess.
Isn't this a karate movie? What's to know about karate? You kick, you strike, and that's karate.
I haven't watched the movie 'Sex and Zen' in a long time. Now, that's one movie I hold in high esteem but don't own for some reason.
Oh, 'La Blue Girl' is a Japanese movie! They're a nation of fetish perverts.
A PE class run in their underwear which is led up by Kimiko from 'Karate Kid 2.'
Skynet sends back a blue jello creature to collect Earthly possessions.
Three tender dolls discuss some getaway cabin out in the woods.
The blueberry jello monster makes its entrance, like Jason Takes Manhattan, and appears out of a wharf.
A couple, in the same situation as "Wake Up Little Suzy," stay out past four in the morning when along comes the blue lemonade jello monster, they're ejaculated on, their goose is cooked, reputation shot, and in trouble deep.
This thing crawls around like the body hopping worm demon from 'Jason Goes to Hell.' The final Friday, eh? How many more did they go on to film past that? I lost count.
There's hardly a plot to 'La Blue Girl.' It's just a bunch of nakedness and a tube monster violating tranquilized victims as lots of goo, and ooze, seep anywhere and everywhere.
It's more a movie for immature, juvenile, 16-year olds and high schoolers who are discovering magazines for the first time and stupid stuff like this. (Although magazines don't exist much anymore this day and age.)
I want to compare this movie to 'Xtro' for some reason but I don't know why?
A pet hate of mine is when actors and actresses look directly into the camera and this happens a lot throughout this movie.
Two unmasked ninjas lace up in French stockings and padded 'Mad Max 2' leather outfits and stab a bathtub full of water.
Um, how to interpret that, I don't know where to begin? It could be that bathtub The Mandalorian is searching for in season 3 of that show.
Where'd the blue jello thing go and why does this chick remind me of KD Lang?
By way of action, there's not much to speak of and it's not a karate movie like I thought... far from it.
Although in saying that, these two perform some martial arts by a poolside.
The two 'Mad Max' models stabbed a bathtub earlier which prevented the blue lemonade jello monster from warping, so he cheats and uses a swimming pool instead to make his grand entrance to steal fleshy artifacts.
He takes the form of a human when not looking like wobbly jello but for some reason turns into that cat creature from Stephen King's 'Sleepwalkers.'
KD Lang winds up at Stonehenge and has a 'Flashdance' moment when the bucket of water is tipped on her.
What the hell the objective of this movie is - I haven't a clue?
Another bucket of 'Flashdance' water is tipped for an intended victim but the actress for this scene missed her cue and it just douses some concrete stairs. (A wet staircase contest. Yummy.)
Movie doesn't make much sense and your time could be better spent watching 'Smurfs' or 'Tokyo Shock Boys.'
What's with all these R-rated cartoons at the start - are they previews?
And am I supposed to be reading all this writing at the start of the movie that talks about two opposing factions? I can't be bothered.
You got English up the top, and at the bottom, and Asian writing in the middle of the screen. It's a mess.
Isn't this a karate movie? What's to know about karate? You kick, you strike, and that's karate.
I haven't watched the movie 'Sex and Zen' in a long time. Now, that's one movie I hold in high esteem but don't own for some reason.
Oh, 'La Blue Girl' is a Japanese movie! They're a nation of fetish perverts.
A PE class run in their underwear which is led up by Kimiko from 'Karate Kid 2.'
Skynet sends back a blue jello creature to collect Earthly possessions.
Three tender dolls discuss some getaway cabin out in the woods.
The blueberry jello monster makes its entrance, like Jason Takes Manhattan, and appears out of a wharf.
A couple, in the same situation as "Wake Up Little Suzy," stay out past four in the morning when along comes the blue lemonade jello monster, they're ejaculated on, their goose is cooked, reputation shot, and in trouble deep.
This thing crawls around like the body hopping worm demon from 'Jason Goes to Hell.' The final Friday, eh? How many more did they go on to film past that? I lost count.
There's hardly a plot to 'La Blue Girl.' It's just a bunch of nakedness and a tube monster violating tranquilized victims as lots of goo, and ooze, seep anywhere and everywhere.
It's more a movie for immature, juvenile, 16-year olds and high schoolers who are discovering magazines for the first time and stupid stuff like this. (Although magazines don't exist much anymore this day and age.)
I want to compare this movie to 'Xtro' for some reason but I don't know why?
A pet hate of mine is when actors and actresses look directly into the camera and this happens a lot throughout this movie.
Two unmasked ninjas lace up in French stockings and padded 'Mad Max 2' leather outfits and stab a bathtub full of water.
Um, how to interpret that, I don't know where to begin? It could be that bathtub The Mandalorian is searching for in season 3 of that show.
Where'd the blue jello thing go and why does this chick remind me of KD Lang?
By way of action, there's not much to speak of and it's not a karate movie like I thought... far from it.
Although in saying that, these two perform some martial arts by a poolside.
The two 'Mad Max' models stabbed a bathtub earlier which prevented the blue lemonade jello monster from warping, so he cheats and uses a swimming pool instead to make his grand entrance to steal fleshy artifacts.
He takes the form of a human when not looking like wobbly jello but for some reason turns into that cat creature from Stephen King's 'Sleepwalkers.'
KD Lang winds up at Stonehenge and has a 'Flashdance' moment when the bucket of water is tipped on her.
What the hell the objective of this movie is - I haven't a clue?
Another bucket of 'Flashdance' water is tipped for an intended victim but the actress for this scene missed her cue and it just douses some concrete stairs. (A wet staircase contest. Yummy.)
Movie doesn't make much sense and your time could be better spent watching 'Smurfs' or 'Tokyo Shock Boys.'
