Big Wolf on Campus (1999–2002)

Brandon Quinn: Tommy Dawkins, Cyborg Tommy Dawkins

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Quotes 

• Stacey : Why did you wait eleven years to ask me out?

  Tommy : Well, in the second grade I was in the middle of an intense relationship with G.I. Joe.

• Tommy : [reciting a spell to banish an evil witch]  From the ground to the air, from the air to the ground! The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round! The wheels on the bus go round and round, all through the day!

  Merton : [puts a hand on Lori's shoulder]  It was nice knowing you.

• Tommy : Dude, there's no such thing as vampires!

  Merton : Yeah. That means a lot coming from a werewolf.

• Merton : [showing his tattoo of the Grim Reaper]  Do you know who this is?

  Tommy : Marilyn Manson?

• Tommy : [Tommy can transfer his lycanthropy to another]  I know who I'm gonna give it to. Lenny Womack. I hate that guy!

  Merton : Yeah, I hate him too, but he's already something of a pyromaniac. You don't wanna spawn a werewolf arsonist.

• Death : Checkmate!

  Tommy : Oh! Please gimme one more chance. Please!

  [Time lapse] 

  Death : Yahtzee.

  [Time lapse] 

  Death : Connect four.

  Tommy : Where? Where? I don't see it. Where?

  [Time lapse] 

  Death : Colonel Mustard in the lounge with the lead pipe.

  Merton : Wow, you're good! How about Stratego?

  Death : No!

• Tommy : What happened in the movie, Merton?

• Merton : [Death is after Tommy. There is a knock at the door]  Oh, I hope that's my pizza.

  Tommy : What?!

  Merton : D-I mean... I hope that's not Death.

• [Tommy is reluctantly donating blood] 

  Hugo : Now, less talking, more bleeding.

  [presses something to Tommy's inner arm] 

  Tommy : Aargh!

  Hugo : It was only the cotton swab.

  Tommy : It's a very rough cotton swab.

• Tommy : There's a lot of kids out there with pretty wild imaginations, but I wasn't one of them. I really did get attacked by a character from a video game.

• Tommy : Merton! What's he saying?

  Merton : Tommy, I took Spanish 3, not Babylon 5!

• Tommy : I've hated that guy since 5th grade when he threw my football in the lake.

  Merton : I've hated that guy since 5th grade when he threw *me* in the lake!

• Tommy , Merton : Mmmmm, Pajama party!

• Tommy : Nice glints, chalk.

• Merton : Tommy, bad news! That stuff I told you about Geiger? I was right!

  Tommy : He's an alien?

  Merton : Okay, I was almost right.

• Tommy : You mean I was blown off by a vampire chick?