Scooby-Doo and the Reluctant Werewolf (1988 TV Movie)

Hamilton Camp: Dracula

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Quotes 

• Dracula : Crunch, Brunch, bring the revival spray and awaken our guests.

  Crunch : Bles Blaster,

  [arrives wearing a revival spray pack] 

  Crunch : Turn it on, turn it on.

  Brunch : Roger old boy.

  [turns the knob] 

  Crunch : [sticks the hose into Draculas face]  Roger? But I'm not Roger, I'm Crunch!

  Dracula : You're going to be history if you don't take that thing off my face!

  Crunch : Bloops.

• Dracula : [referring to Vanna Pira]  Her mind wanders, and she just goes along for the ride.

• Dracula : [after Crunch says something unintelligible]  WHAT?

  Brunch : He says "Ta-ta for now".

• Vanna Pira : [reading about Shaggy]  It says he's an American, and he's cute.

  Dracula : A cute werewolf? Bah, the Hunch Bunch will take care of that.

  Vanna Pira : Oh no! Not the Hunch Bunch!

  Frankenstein : Not the Hunch Bunch!

  Swamp Monster : Ohhhhh yuck!

  Witch : They're so awful!

  Frankenstein : And so horrible!

  Dracula : Yes!

  [laughs] 

  Dracula : The Hunch Bunch!

• Dracula : Oh, Crunchy and Brunchyyyyy!

• Brunch : Never fear, we shall get your werewolf tomorrow night, or our name isn't the hunch bunch.

  Dracula : You'd better get him this time or your names will be mud, or maybe even blood.

  Crunch : [panics]  BLOOD?

  [Exclaims something uninteligible to Brunch, accidentally hitting him with spit in the process] 

• Brunch : I fear the master will not be pleased.

  Dracula : You said a mouthful, and it's very rude to talk with your mouth full.

• Dracula : I thought I told you to fix that werewolf car so that he couldn't win the race.

  Brunch : Ah yes master, but Shaggy unfixed it.

  Dracula : Well then you un-unfix it.

• Dracula : Please do have some spiderweb spaghetti.

  Scooby- Doo : Sp-sp-sp-spiderweb?

  Dracula : And you must try the plasma pizza.

  [Scooby turns green] 

  Dracula : And the wart pudding.

  [Scooby swallows and faints] 

  Scrappy Doo : [carrying Scooby off]  Come on, Shaggy, let's get out of here.

  Dracula : Wait! You haven't tried the finger sandwiches, made with REAL fingers.

• [Dracula has tricked the Werewolf Wagon into a detour leading into the tar pits] 

  Dracula : Shaggy's road is the pits. Tar pits, that is.

• Dracula : What I want to know is, where's my werewolf?

  Screamer : He's in Florida your majesty, he sent this postcard.

  Dracula : Hmmmm...

  [reading] 

  Dracula : "Dear Drac, am having wonderful time in retirement, glad you're not here, Wolfy." Bah! How dare he retire just before the Monster Road Rally? Doesn't he know all the monsters of my realm have to be in the race?

• Shaggy : [looking at the swamp monster]  Why that's a whole week of nightmares, huh.

  [Swamp Monster laughs at Dreadonia] 

  Dreadonia : Hezzzzz talking about you.

  Swamp Monster : He means you, knot-nose.

  Dreadonia : Who you calling namezzzzz?

  [Swings his tail at the Swamp Monster, Swamp Monster ducks. Takes a handful of slime from his chest and throws it at Dreadonia. Dreadonia ducks. The slime hits the fat witch in the face. The thin witch laughs. The fat witch hits the other with a broom. Frankenstein laughs. The thin witch walks up to him] 

  Witch : If you think that's funny, you'll laugh your head off at this!

  [Waves her wand at Frankenstein. His face turns different colors and his head disappears. Bone-Jangles and the Mummy laugh as Frankenstein walks up to them and pops his head out from under his shirt. Then he grabs the mummy and throws him. Dracula gets caught in the bandages as well as the other monsters and lands with a crash. The mummy, stuck in a suit of armor, throws a spear] 

  Dracula : Wait a minute...

  [the spear whizzes past Dracula and snags of the witches cloaks leaving them in their skirts. They pull out their wands and wave them] 

  Dracula : [Raises his arms to a 'stop' position]  WAIT A MINUTE!

  [the spells burn holes through his cape, causing the witches to hide their wands behind their backs] 

• Dracula : [singing dazedly, after hitting a level crossing, and landing on the front of a train engine with a coal tender, a coach, and a boxcar]  Pardon me, boy, is this the Transylvania choo choo?