Muppets Treasure Island (1996 Video Game)

Tim Curry: Long John Silver

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Quotes 

• Rizzo the Rat : Hey Gonzo that's the guy Billy Bones warned us about. He's got one leg.

  The Great Gonzo : So what? So do I.

  Rizzo the Rat : Yeah but you got another one next to it.

  The Great Gonzo : Ahh.

  Long John Silver : You must be Hawkins? Long John Silver's my name. I'm making an apple dumpling and could use your help. Putting it in the pot with apples. You're a fine sort helping old Long John feeding his crew. Hit the dinner bell and ring when you're done.

  [Then the apple rolls on the table and the mini game begins] 

• Rizzo the Rat : [after the player fills up the pie bowl with apples]  Ohh. I can't eat another apple! You win Hawkins!

  Long John Silver : [after the player rings the dinner bell]  Oh you're a fine sort Hawkins! Smart as pate I can see! Let me go tell the crew the pie's on it's way! See you in a bit!

• Long John Silver : Mr. Arrow!

  Sam the Eagle : Not now Mr. Silver. I'm tied up at the moment.

  Long John Silver : Aye Mr. Arrow. You'll be tied up for more.

• Kermit the Frog : Hmm. Wow! Night sure descends fast around here. What a beautiful evening for star gazing. Hawkins, I was hoping you'd make it up here. Care to take a guided tour of the northern sky?

  Long John Silver : Begging your captains pardon. I was wondering if Hawkins could care to take a gander at the stars. Tis a beautiful night for sky watching.

  Kermit the Frog : I don't ever recall by the offer Mr. Silver. And I'm sorry but I was about to guide Hawkins through the stars myself.

  Long John Silver : Well what a shame. How about we let Hawkins gander.

  Long John Silver : Ahh! The skies just jumping with stars mate! Flint himself has ever told with such jewels! Take a gander! The way I see it mate, the night skies like a sea, and the stars are like ships floating upon it's calm waves, sometimes the stars form patterns, smart folks call them constellations. Point out the constellations in the sky, and I'll tell you what I've learned through all my years on the seven seas.

  [Then the constellation mini game begins] 

• Stevenson the Parrot : [Hawkins wakes up from his sleep in the barrel and opens the cover]  Hey hey Hawkins! Wake up! I think I hear something.

  Mad Monty : [the pirates yell, laugh and complain]  Grr. I'd say we kill the captain now! Along with that Hawkins and the other fleet! Ha ha ha! Apple anyone?

  Bad Polly : And after that, we can put that son of a bear and make a rug out of him.

  Clueless Morgan : Yeah! And then we'll dress up like ladies and big hats and pointy shoes and dance on him.

  Long John Silver : Patience you scurvy dogs! We'll take control of this ship soon enough! And if any of you mutiny before I say so! I will do to you what I'm going to do to them! I say we go ashore and find the treasure. When we return to the ship. We'll kill the lot of them! And the treasure, will be ours!

  [the pirates yell] 

  Mad Monty , Clueless Morgan , Angel Marie : Yeah! Grr! Murder!

  The Great Gonzo : Why those little worms!

  Rizzo the Rat : And speaking of worms, I'm hungry. Where's breakfast?

• Long John Silver : Hey mate! Come a little closer won't ya. I need a hand here before shoving off to the island. And be quick about it! The tide is coming in!

  The Great Gonzo : Be quick about it? I'll give him quick about it!

  Rizzo the Rat : Yeah I've got a good mind to tweak his nose!

  The Great Gonzo : Ooh. That sounds like fun. Could you do me next?

  Rizzo the Rat : Oh get out of here!

  Long John Silver : Hawkins mate! Will you do old Long John a favor and hand him his crutch? I can't reach it from here!

  Stevenson the Parrot : Okay Hawkins. I guess you should help the one legged man. You know the nice one legged man who we overheard saying going to kidnap you and steal the treasure and kill everyone on board ship and Wait wrong! Don't don't don't help the one legged man hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

  Long John Silver : Grab him boys!

  [Hawkins gets captured and blindfolded by Mad Monty regardless of whether or not the player hand clicks the crutch or not] 

  Mad Monty : Gotcha! You're coming with us!

  [Gonzo gasps and the pirates puts Hawkins in the jolly boat] 

  The Great Gonzo : Gasp! Whoa Hawkins! Aggh!

  Long John Silver : Heh heh heh. We got you now Hawkins! The captain can't maroon us on the island with you on board.

  Clueless Morgan : Good thinking boss.

• Mad Monty : Grr! Hah! Thought you could get away eh Hawkins!

  [Long John Silver takes the blindfold off the player and the player can now see Long John Silver on the island] 

  Long John Silver : Now! That was a fine ride wasn't it mates? Hawkins, we'll be needing that compass of yours soon as we're done studying the map to treasure island.

  [the fanfare horns play] 

  Long John Silver : I thought I told those guys to take care of the band! Okay mates! Let's see what stories this madman can tell us.

  [the Pirates follow Long John Silver] 

• Stevenson the Parrot : We won! We won Hawkins! Hah! I was with you all the way! I'll be uh nestling with the treasure if you need me. Coming!

  Long John Silver : Hey mate! Boo! Sorry for startling you. I couldn't let you go without saying goodbye. I reserved a little for me self. So Don't you worry about me. But you, you found the real treasure here mate. Your friends. Sail with good friends like these and you'll travel as far as your dreams can take you. So, say goodbye to your old friend John. I have a feeling, we'll be meeting again. See you mate!

  Sam the Eagle : Welcome aboard Cabin Mate Hawkins! That was some very unsafe activity out there! Good work.

  Kermit the Frog : Umm. Thank you Mr. Arrow and thanks to you too Hawkins. Without you at the helm, we could have never made it this far. Now, raise the anchor and sound the cannon! Our voyage home has begun Yay!

  The Great Gonzo : You heard the Captain. Fire on the cannon!

  Beaker : Uh oh! Whoa!

  [the cannon fires Mr. Beaker who flies across the room and the end credits begin]