Doug's 1st Movie (1999)

Mr. Bluff : [after the boys take Herman to the lake, Mr. Bluff runs through the agents] Where is it?

Skeeter : The monster's in the lake Mr. Bluff, 10 miles long and 5 miles wide. You're welcome to start looking.

Mr. Bluff : [Enraged at having been overruled for good and all] You! Well you two must be pretty smart. Well we'll see how smart you are when I get through with you. Because from now on, I will dedicate every waking hour to making the rest of your days, a living, writhing, pain-wracked nightmare.

Beebe Bluff : Daddy, knock it off.

Mr. Bluff : But sugar-pie. I was just trying...

Beebe Bluff : Doug and Skeeter are my friends, such as they are, if you have something to tell them, please discuss it with me.

Mr. Bluff : But Beebekins, honey I...

Mayor Tippi Dink : Bill, I think you should discuss your pollution problems, with me.

Mr. Bluff : Mayor Dink! Oh yes of course, certainly, certainly.

Mayor Tippi Dink : Meanwhile, it's cold out here, shouldn't you kids be inside dancing?

[spotlight shuts off and Bill goes away following Beebe]
Mr. Bluff : [upon capturing Herman] You boys decided that you're gonna make me look bad. I have friends at your school... . you boys could be in middle school for a long time to come! If you know what's good for you, you'll forget everything that happened here tonight!
Principal White : Why aren't you boys dancing?

Willie : You mean with a girl Dad?

Boomer : I'm eating snakes.

Ned : I have to go to the bathroom.

Doug Preis: Mr. Funnie, Mr. Bluff, Willie, Chalky, Bluff Agent #1