Roland Rat: The Series (1985–1988)

Ross Davidson: Self

Quotes 

• [Bridge On the River Kwai sketch] 

  Roland Rat : So go and blow up that bridge.

  Ross Davidson : What... What. That bridge?

  Roland Rat : Yeah. Why not?

  Ross Davidson : Because man it's a very, very busy bridge.

  Roland Rat : Year?

  Ross Davidson : It's in Staines. The number 68 bus goes along there.

  Roland Rat : Oh. Don't be stupid. This is the Burmese jungle remember? Look. London Transport doesn't operate in jungles. London Transport hardly operates in London.

  Ross Davidson : Oh year? Well what's that then?

  [the number 68 bus goes across] 

  Errol : It's the number 68 bus.