Escanaba in da Moonlight (2001)

Jeff Daniels: Rueben Soady

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Quotes 

• Jimmer Negamanee : Shay, Reubensh.

  Rueben Soady : Yea?

  Jimmer Negamanee : Shince you ain't sherving shashties, I'd sure shike shome of those sherman shlapjakcs.

  [laughs] 

  Jimmer Negamanee : I could eat shlapjacks every day of the weeksh, eh.

  Rueben Soady : Oh, I know you could, Jimmer.

  Remnar Soady : No, not flapjacks.

  Jimmer Negamanee : Ya'll don't like the shlapjacks?

  Remnar Soady : Macaroni and cheese, tank you very much.

  Albert Soady : With spam.

  Remnar Soady : With spam.

  Jimmer Negamanee : How'sh about shlapjacks with spam?

  Rueben Soady : Uh, fellas.

  Albert Soady : J-just spam for me.

  Remnar Soady : Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.

  Rueben Soady : No flapjacks, no macaroni and cheese, and no spam.

  Albert Soady : No spam?

  Rueben Soady : Boys you are not only going to eat like kings, but that 2o bucks you was going to throw into the kiddie for pasties, keep it. I am about to feed the whole camp for all week for absolutely free.

• Remnar Soady : We've known each other since we was kids, Reuben.

  Rueben Soady : We're brothers, Remnar

  Remnar Soady : Hear me out.

• Rueben Soady : [after drinking some of Albert Soady's sweet sap whiskey]  Little heavy on the sap.

  Albert Soady : A little what?

  Rueben Soady : On the sap, it's a little heavy on the sap.

  Albert Soady : The saps what makes it.

  Rueben Soady : Yeah, well that may be, but if I didn't know better I'd say I just drunk from a bottle of maple syrup.

  Albert Soady : Gimme the damn jar back!

  [gets up from chair] 

  Rueben Soady : Alright, sa

  [gets interrupted] 

  Albert Soady : A man who can't look another man in the hairy eyeball and tell him he's heavy on the sap ain't much of a man.