Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders (1996 Video)

John Terrence: Jonathan Cooper III

Quotes 

• Jonathan Cooper : Listen to me, Obi-Wan! Either you give me something to write home about, or your quaint little shop is history. Do you hear me, old man? Do you know who I am? *I* am the Supreme Being! I chew places like this up and spit them into the toilet! I'm going to give you one last chance. You prove to me that you're Merlin the Sorcerer... or get off the pot.

• Jonathan Cooper : Merlin, you bastard!