Snoopy: The Musical (1988 TV Movie)

Tiffany Billings: Lucy van Pelt

Quotes 

• Linus van Pelt : [all singing]  Poe! Edgar Allen, American poet, born 1809.

  Charlie Brown : He wrote Cock Robin and My Darling Clementine.

  Linus van Pelt : Published Tamerlane in 1827.

  Sally Brown : If you're listening, Heaven, Heaven, help me, help me!

  Lucy van Pelt : She's gonna ask us something, on Edgar Allen Poe. I just know, I just know that any minute now...

  Sally Brown : She's gonna call on me and ask me something I don't know.

• Lucy van Pelt , Linus van Pelt , Sally Brown , Patricia 'Peppermint Patty' Reichardt , Snoopy : Well, what do you see, Charlie Brown?

  Charlie Brown : I was going to say a horsie and a duckie, but I changed my mind.

• Lucy van Pelt : Santa Claus has elves to help him. What does the Great Pumpkin have? Oranges?

  [laughs as she walks away] 

• Charlie Brown : [reading a letter to Snoopy about his promotion to head beagle]  Well, I'll be.

  [hands the letter to Linus, who also reads it] 

  Linus van Pelt : Well, I'll be!

  Charlie Brown : Who else do you know whose dog's just been promoted to head beagle?

  Lucy van Pelt : Head beagle? That stupid dog can't be promoted to head beagle! He'll bring ruination upon the country! He'll destroy us all! He's inept, he's incompetent, he's...

  Snoopy : Hmph! If you don't mind, the head beagle would like to be alone to prepare his acceptance speech!

  [hops off his dog house and kicks it] 

  Charlie Brown : I recognize that kick. That's the kick of someone who'd like to be alone to prepare his acceptance speech.

  Snoopy : I don't think that's an unreasonable request.

  Charlie Brown : And considers that a reasonable request.

  Lucy van Pelt : *Weird!*

  [She, Linus, and Charlie Brown leave] 

  Snoopy : [proudly]  Just think - head beagle! I wish I knew where Mom was. Beautiful moments are meant to be shared.

• Lucy van Pelt : May I ask you something? Did the Great Squash ever show up?

  [walks away] 

  Linus van Pelt : It's pumpkin!

  [sings] 

  Linus van Pelt : I'll never wait for him again until... next... year!

• Charlie Brown : Do falling leaves make you sad?

  Lucy van Pelt : Absolutely not. If they want to fall, I'd say "Let 'er fall." In fact, falling leaves are a very good sign. It's when you see them jumping back *onto* the trees that you're in trouble.

• Lucy van Pelt : You know, if you use your imagination, you can see all sorts of things in the clouds. What do you see, Charlie Brown?

  Charlie Brown : Well...

• Charlie Brown : I have never seen the sky as blue as it is today.

  Lucy van Pelt : Oh, I have. I remember back on July 14th, 1980, the sky was really blue. Oh yes, it was much bluer that day. And then I also remember on September 2nd, 1981, the sky was a very deep blue, and on June 1st of the very next year, the sky was...

  Charlie Brown : I can't stand it. I just can't stand it.

• Lucy van Pelt : [to the teacher]  You're what? You're giving me a Z? A Z is not a grade, a Z is sarcasm!

  [to Linus] 

  Lucy van Pelt : Don't you say a word!

• Lucy van Pelt : Wouldn't it be great to have your whole life to live over if you knew then what you know now?