Keeping the Faith (2000)
Brian George: Paulie Chopra
Quotes
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Indian Bartender : May those who love us, love us. And those who don't love us - may God turn their hearts. And if He cannot turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles, so that we may know them by their limping.
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Father Brian Kilkenney Finn : You're a Sikh, Catholic Muslim with Jewish in-laws?
Indian Bartender : Yes. Yes. It gets very complicated. I'm reading Dianetics.
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn : Don't blame you.
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Indian Bartender : Um, let me get this straight. I am talking to a pries who went on a bender because his best friend, a rabbi, stole his girl.
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn : Right.
Indian Bartender : Thank you. I want to thank you for telling me this story.
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn : Why?
Indian Bartender : Because now I can retire.
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Indian Bartender : Let me guess. Your old lady got fed up because you're out here chasing the skirt so she took these little ones and left you.
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn : It's a little more complicated than that.
Indian Bartender : Sure it is. Everyone thinks his story is the one with a twist. Well let me tell you, I've heard just about everything there is to...
[Brian unzips his jacket, revealing his priest's collar]
Indian Bartender : Holy shit.
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn : Exactly.
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Paulie Chopra : I would like to thank you for telling me that story.
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn : Why?
Paulie Chopra : Because now I have heard it all, and I can retire.
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Indian Bartender : I don't do penance, I do shots.