Garfield Goes Hollywood (1987 TV Short)

Gregg Berger: Odie, Announcer, Bob, Grandma Fogerty

Quotes 

• Jon Arbuckle : [Garfield stayed behind with a goldfish who's a rival on Pet Search]  Where were you, Garfield?

  Garfield : [as he gulps and pats his stomach]  Eliminating some competition.

  Jon Arbuckle : Well, hurry and get dressed. The show's about to begin.

  Pet Search host : [entering their dressing room]  Hey, you're on in five minutes. Don't be late.

  Jon Arbuckle : Come on, guys, let's break a leg!

• Pet Search host : No matter how insignificant you are, your pet may be a star!

• Pet Search host : It looks as though we have our winners - Johnny Bop and the Two Steps!

• Jon Arbuckle : OK, are we going out there tonight?

  Garfield : Maybe!

  Jon Arbuckle : Are we gonna get the performance of our lives?

  Garfield : Doubt it!

  Jon Arbuckle : Are we gonna win?

  Garfield : Not a chance!

  Jon Arbuckle : All right, let's DO it!

  [he and Odie dash away to the stage wing] 

  Odie : [barks] 

  Garfield : Let's not, and say we did!

• Jon Arbuckle : I think we have it wrapped up, guys. I haven't seen any competition so far, and there's only one act *after* us!

  Odie : [barks] 

  Garfield : They're lucky it'll probably be a dog who plays five instruments at the same time.

• Pet Search host : Our final act this evening is Bob the Wonder Dog. He will play five, count them, FIVE instruments simultaneously!

  Jon Arbuckle : Uh-oh.

  Garfield : Bingo.

  Odie : [whimpers] 

• Pet Search host : Ladies and gentlemen, our next act is called "Five Tap Dancing Pigeons and Herbie".

  [rushes to Herbie] 

  Pet Search host : Herbie, it can't be easy teaching pigeons to tap dance.

  Herbie : It's taken me 17 years.

  Pet Search host : [softly]  It must take a *lot* of dedication.

  Herbie : These pigeons are my life, you know.

  Pet Search host : [softly]  Well, best of luck, Herbie.

  [proclaiming] 

  Pet Search host : The stage is yours!

  [he exits] 

• Pet Search host : [after Odie reveals Bob the Wonder Dog as somebody in a dog costume, the audience boos]  There seems to be a disqualification! Well, those are all the acts, so it's time to let the studio audience determine this week's winner!

  [gesturing to the remaining contestants off-camera by shaking his finger at them] 

  Pet Search host : May I have all the contestants on stage, please?

  Jon Arbuckle : This is it. Good luck, boys.