Animaniacs: Wakko's Wish (1999 Video)

Jess Harnell: Wakko Warner

Quotes 

• Yakko Warner : [looking at a ravine]  Wow, just don't look down.

  Wakko Warner : Do you get Vertigo?

  Yakko Warner : Nah.

  Wakko Warner : Me neither.

  Yakko Warner : Yeah. I've seen that movie three times and I still don't get it.

• King Salazar : You horrible children! Who taught you how to behave?

  Wakko Warner : [sadly]  No one, sir.

  Dot Warner : You see - cough! Cough! We're orphans.

  King Salazar : Yes, well, everyone has problems.

  Yakko Warner : [Bambi eyes]  You know, we'd SO like to be adopted.

  Wakko Warner : Will you be our new daddy?

  King Salazar : Certainly not!

  Dot Warner : [jumps on him]  Buy me a toy, daddy! Buy me a toy, buy me a toy, buy me a toy!

  Wakko Warner : Oh, please Dad! Do!

  King Salazar : I'm not your father!

  Yakko Warner : That's not what Mommy said.

• King Salazar : When will this insanity stop?

  Dot Warner , Yakko Warner , Wakko Warner : I know! Pick me! Pick me! I know!

  King Salazar : Yes, you.

  Dot Warner : Daaaaah... what was the question?

  Yakko Warner , Wakko Warner : Good Answer! All right!

• Wakko Warner : If only I'd earned more...

  Yakko Warner : Hey, we'll find some other way to pay for her operation.

  Wakko Warner : I guess so...

  Yakko Warner : You turning in?

  Wakko Warner : ...To what?

  Yakko Warner : ...Good question. See you in the morning.

  Wakko Warner : Good night.

• Yakko Warner , Wakko Warner : [singing Jingle Bells]  Sailing through the slush/In a wind-blown wagon sled/Down the road we mush/Dot is still in bed!

  Dot Warner : [singing]  I'm getting really bored/I've read this magazine/If we don't get there soon/I think I'm gonna scream!

  Yakko Warner , Wakko Warner , Dot Warner : [sings the chorus]  Oh, wishing star, from afar/Dot is getting worse/Be a sport and grant our wish or we'll sing another verse!

• Wakko Warner : [singing]  Twinkle twinkle wishing star how I wonder where you are, out in space so bright and clear, can you see me way down here?

  [pausing] 

  Wakko Warner : Hmm I wonder?

  [singing] 

  Wakko Warner : Let me pick the star that's right and pick the wishing star tonight, like finding a needle in a haystack, eeny meeny miney moe and jack, wishing star please hear my plea grant one wish one wish for me

  [star comes through the window] 

  Wakko Warner : uh oh I think I broke it!

• Yakko Warner , Dot Warner , Wakko Warner : [singing]  We're leaving Acme Falls to find the wishing star/ we're heading off to seek our dream come true/ It's waiting right out there/ the answer to our prayer.

  Wakko Warner : A wish for free...

  Yakko Warner , Dot Warner : That you might be a multimillionaire, that's why/ we're off to seek our destiny together...

  Yakko Warner : It's one for all...

  Wakko Warner : And all for one...

  Dot Warner : Times three!

  Yakko Warner , Dot Warner , Wakko Warner : Who cares about the stuff we lack/ we're on our way and we won't be back...

  Wakko Warner : Until we find that star.

  Dot Warner : Gee, it looks kind of far.

  Yakko Warner : Too bad we don't have a car.

  Yakko Warner , Dot Warner , Wakko Warner : Oh, what the hey! We're on our way/ to find the wishing star! We're leaving Acme Falls to find the wishing star/ and when we do, our troubles are gonna be through/ It's just around the bend/ it's where the mountains end/ We're packing our load/ we're hitting the road/ let's sing it together again - Hey hey! We want to be the first to touch the wishing star/ We're northward bound/ we're leaving town today!

  Yakko Warner : We're taking a stand...

  Wakko Warner : We're making a vow...

  Dot Warner : This is the place...

  Yakko Warner , Dot Warner , Wakko Warner : The moment is now! We're Yakko, Wakko and Dot/ We're giving it all we've got!

  Dot Warner : We're coming, so ready or not...

  Yakko Warner , Dot Warner , Wakko Warner : Today's the day/ we're on our way to find the wishing star!

• Yakko Warner : Oh, riiiight! The secrets about the wishing star- right! Yeah. You see, the key to the whole thing is... Uh, you got a little something in your nose.

  King Salazar : Huh? Where?

  Yakko Warner : Right there.

  King Salazar : [sniffs]  Did I get it?

  Yakko Warner : Yeah - noooo, no, still there.

  King Salazar : [sniffs again]  How about now?

  Yakko Warner : Now it's over there. Ooh.

  King Salazar : [wipes]  How about now?

  Yakko Warner : No. Ugh.

  Dot Warner , Wakko Warner : Ewww! Get it! Get it! Get it!

  Yakko Warner : Please! Could you go to the bathroom and take care of it? Oof. I mean, whoops!

  [gags] 

  King Salazar : Oh, all right!

  [Goes into the bathroom. Wakko jumps down and locks the door] 

  Yakko Warner , Dot Warner , Wakko Warner : [dancing]  We're in charge! We're in charge!