Die Hard Dracula (1998)

User Rating:

1.7/10   

Director:

Peter Horak

Writer:

Peter Horak (writer)

Genre:

Comedy | Horror

Tagline:

To kill the unkillable, one step at a time.

Plot:

A modern-day updating of the Dracula legend that finds Steven, a good-looking American hero devastated by the death of his girlfriend...

Plot Keywords:

Dracula | Vampire | Character Name In Title

Cast

Bruce Glover	...	Doctor Van Helsing
Denny Sachen	...	Steven Hillman
Kerry Dustin	...	Carla / Julia
Ernest M. Garcia	...	Count Dracula
Chaba Hrotko	...	Count Dracula / Policeman Gabor / King Ludwig
Tom McGowan	...	Count Dracula
Talia Botone	...	Sonia
Nathalie Huot	...	Dana
Peter Horak	...	Baker Fuksa
John Slavik	...	Dentist Hoble
Robert Coppola	...	Pub Owner Ivan
Ewald Eisele	...	Father Stanislav
Paul Lackey	...	Butcher Wurst
Joseph Miksovsky	...	Mr. Hillman
Margie Windish	...	Mrs. Hillman

Runtime:

USA:88 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Filming Locations:

Hollywood Hills, Los Angeles, California, USA

Company:

Peter Horak Productions

Quotes:

Dracula: "Try it sometime. Just put your lips together and suck."

Movie Connections:

Spoofs To Have and Have Not (1944)

Avoid this like the plague!

In general, I tend to appreciate low-budget films. Either I admire them for being creative within limited resources, or I laugh at them for utterly failing to accomplish their goals. Thus, I went into this film at least expecting to be mildly amused. Unfortunately, the movie falls into the most unwatchable category of film: the failed comedy. The script isn't much to begin with, and the cast is very weak; combine these two things with inconsistent, hard-to-understand fake accents, and you have an unwatchable mess. Since the whole thing is supposed to be funny, the viewer can't even have the luxury of laughing at it for falling short of its ambitions. Unless you enjoy cringing, I'd recommend looking elsewhere for entertainment.