Get Yourself a College Girl (1964)

Joan O'Brien: Marge Endicott

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• Marge Endicott : Sue Ann, where in the world did you almost get that bikini?

  Sue Ann Mobley : I wear a size 10. But, a size 8 looked so good, I bought a size 6.

  Teresa 'Terry' Taylor : Excuse me, but, didn't we promise not to bother with men?

  Sue Ann Mobley : We did. But, there's no reason why I can't let them know what their missing!

  Marge Endicott : Is that the costume you're going to wear to the party tonight?

  Sue Ann Mobley : Don't be silly. I couldn't eat dinner in this. Everything would show!

• Teresa 'Terry' Taylor : I warned that darn Gary Underwood. You know, I even had it put in my contract. He wasn't to write me or phone me at the college. I don't know whether to sue him or to kill him!

  Marge Endicott : Killing is more permanent.

• Marge Endicott : I'm not exactly sure what all this va-vooming is about; but, they'll be none of it until after the holidays.

• Marge Endicott : How is the Senator this morning?

  Gordon : Well, thanks to your loose friend, with the loose hips, he's terrible.

• Marge Endicott : Now, listen, I'm a ballet instructor and physical education teacher at Wyndham College and muscles are my business!

• Senator Hubert Morrison : [getting a massage]  You know your business, Miss Endicott.

  Marge Endicott : Always.

• Senator Hubert Morrison : Miss Endicott, these songs of Miss Taylors, they preach immorality.

  Marge Endicott : Oh, no! They only preach that each woman be allowed to assert herself in the things she believes in.

• Marge Endicott : You know, Senator, outside of Dean Stone, you're the first person I've met from Wyndham with an open mind.

  Senator Hubert Morrison : [getting a massage]  Really? You mean it?

  Marge Endicott : Yes. I'm going to help you.

  Senator Hubert Morrison : Oh, that's wonderful! You must let me massage you sometime. I mean...

  Marge Endicott : Eh, get your pants on we'll go out and meet the world.

• Marge Endicott : The big, overall thing to consider about younger people, Senator, is that eventually they'll all be adults.

  Senator Hubert Morrison : Well, that's a reasonable assumption.

  Marge Endicott : The bikinis and their dances and, well, the emphasis that they put on the subject of sex, are all merely symbols of the new freedom that they feel and want.

  Senator Hubert Morrison : They may be symbols to you, but they look like danger signs to me.

• Senator Hubert Morrison : Would you care to Watusi?

  Marge Endicott : Nah, Swim!

  Senator Hubert Morrison : Let's dive in!