Get Yourself a College Girl (1964)

Mary Ann Mobley: Teresa 'Terry' Taylor

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• Donnie : And now all you fun people, it makes me a real happy pappy, to introduce to you a hip chick who's getting her brain filled at your own Wyndham College knowledge pump. Tonight she's gonna do a tune that has just been published. It's called, "Get Yourself a College Girl." Here she is, that ever-lovin', Teresa Taylor!

  Teresa 'Terry' Taylor : [singing]  Get yourself a college girl, A college girl, A college girl, Get yourself a college girl, How happy you will be, How happy you will be, A college girl knows how to love, And how to live, And how to love, So, brother take advantage of, Her new philosophy, Her new philosophy, Psychoanalytically, she's not too complex, She knows all from A to Z, Regarding S-E-X, S-E-X spells sex...

• Dean Martha Stone : Your songs are very sophisticated, Miss Taylor. Would you mind telling me how you learned so much about men at your age?

  Teresa 'Terry' Taylor : Oh, it wasn't easy. It took a lot of night work. I mean, research.

  Dean Martha Stone : May I suggest that during the Christmas vacation you confine your - research to the daytime.

  Teresa 'Terry' Taylor : Oh, I promise. I won't have anything to do with men - even if I find one in my stocking. Golly, I mean...

  Dean Martha Stone : I know what you mean, I think.

• Teresa 'Terry' Taylor : Get out of here!

  Armand : Oh! Such fire! Her portrait will be magnificent!

  Teresa 'Terry' Taylor : What portrait?

  Gary Underwood : A portrait of a songwriter. You! I'm going to use your portrait in my advertising campaign and I'm paying him $5,000 to paint it.

  Armand : And I'll capture all of your magnificent womanhood on canvas - in your baby doll nightgown.

  Teresa 'Terry' Taylor : In my what?

• Marge Endicott : Sue Ann, where in the world did you almost get that bikini?

  Sue Ann Mobley : I wear a size 10. But, a size 8 looked so good, I bought a size 6.

  Teresa 'Terry' Taylor : Excuse me, but, didn't we promise not to bother with men?

  Sue Ann Mobley : We did. But, there's no reason why I can't let them know what their missing!

  Marge Endicott : Is that the costume you're going to wear to the party tonight?

  Sue Ann Mobley : Don't be silly. I couldn't eat dinner in this. Everything would show!

• Teresa 'Terry' Taylor : I warned that darn Gary Underwood. You know, I even had it put in my contract. He wasn't to write me or phone me at the college. I don't know whether to sue him or to kill him!

  Marge Endicott : Killing is more permanent.

• Teresa 'Terry' Taylor : With a painting like that you could make a fortune. Selling it at stag parties!

  Armand : Well, listen, Teresa...

  Teresa 'Terry' Taylor : I'll give you exactly one second to get out of here or I'll...

  Armand : Maybe it could be a negligee? A sheer one. A flannel pajamas?

• Sue Ann Mobley : I swear, Terry, I just don't dig you at all. Your songs preach a gal should have a big, swingin' ball for themselves. They should play it hard, wild, and va-voom! But, when it comes time to do a little va-voom; well, you get mad and start throwing things.

  Teresa 'Terry' Taylor : But, why should men decide when, where, and how it's all going to be done? Women are people! We've got a right to decide a few things for ourselves!

• Teresa 'Terry' Taylor : Men! They've only got one thing on their minds.

  Sue Ann Mobley : Lucky us.

  [giggles] 

• Teresa 'Terry' Taylor : Is there any special dance you'd like to do? I mean, like, a waltz or a fox trot?

  Senator Hubert Morrison : I'm an old Watusi man, myself.

  Teresa 'Terry' Taylor : Hey, Senator, that's great! Come on, let's show 'em. Come on!

• Teresa 'Terry' Taylor : Mr. Underwood, you may have a clean shirt, but you've got a dirty mind!

• Sue Ann Mobley : Those French men - crazy! Oui! Oui!

  Teresa 'Terry' Taylor : Sue Ann, what happened to you?

  Sue Ann Mobley : They're so sophisticated and so - so artistic!

  Teresa 'Terry' Taylor : Sue Ann, you're plastered.

  Sue Ann Mobley : One does not get plastered on champagne. One merely loses one's inhibitions!

• Teresa 'Terry' Taylor : It's that Gary Underwood! None of this would have happened if it hadn't been for him. The phone call. The Senator losing his pants. And you and that Frenchman!

• Gary Underwood : You know, you could get pneumonia here.

  Teresa 'Terry' Taylor : Then keep me warm.

• Gary Underwood : You've got a snowy face.

  Teresa 'Terry' Taylor : Get me outta here or I'll...

  Gary Underwood : You've got eyes full of snow.

  [kisses her eye lashes] 

  Teresa 'Terry' Taylor : But, but...

  Gary Underwood : Snow on your nose.

  [kisses her nose] 

  Teresa 'Terry' Taylor : You leave that snow alone!

  Gary Underwood : And snow on your lips.

  [long kisss] 

  Teresa 'Terry' Taylor : You melted my ski wax.

• Gordon : She did it.

  Teresa 'Terry' Taylor : I did not. How was I to know he was going to lose his pants?

• Teresa 'Terry' Taylor : Who's pants are coming down this time?