Get Yourself a College Girl (1964)
Chad Everett: Gary Underwood
Quotes
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Gary Underwood : Didn't you dig the first number she wrote? It sold over a million records. "I'll Help Stamp Out Men." She's got a new one comin' out too. It's great! Just great. Real sex-bomb title. "Get Yourself a College Girl."
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Teresa 'Terry' Taylor : Get out of here!
Armand : Oh! Such fire! Her portrait will be magnificent!
Teresa 'Terry' Taylor : What portrait?
Gary Underwood : A portrait of a songwriter. You! I'm going to use your portrait in my advertising campaign and I'm paying him $5,000 to paint it.
Armand : And I'll capture all of your magnificent womanhood on canvas - in your baby doll nightgown.
Teresa 'Terry' Taylor : In my what?
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Gary Underwood : Wait a minute. We could use some other girl's body. They all got the same number of parts. All we need's a photograph of Teresa's face.
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Gary Underwood : I don't understand it? The girl's practically a throwback. A puritan! How can she write songs like she does?
Armand : Maybe she has a sexy ghost writer.
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Gary Underwood : We need a girl who won't turn us down. Let's see, there's, eh, no.
[snaps his finger]
Gary Underwood : Stan Getz is rehearsing for his show tonight. And there's a girl in his line who could never say no to anything.
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Gary Underwood : You wait here. I'll talk to the lady. She'll do anything I say.
[walks over to the lady, talks to her, she slaps his face, returns]
Gary Underwood : She'd do anything I'd say but that.
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Gary Underwood : You know, you could get pneumonia here.
Teresa 'Terry' Taylor : Then keep me warm.
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Gary Underwood : You've got a snowy face.
Teresa 'Terry' Taylor : Get me outta here or I'll...
Gary Underwood : You've got eyes full of snow.
[kisses her eye lashes]
Teresa 'Terry' Taylor : But, but...
Gary Underwood : Snow on your nose.
[kisses her nose]
Teresa 'Terry' Taylor : You leave that snow alone!
Gary Underwood : And snow on your lips.
[long kisss]
Teresa 'Terry' Taylor : You melted my ski wax.