- Erin: It's just sex. You have the whole rest of your life to be monogamous.
- Carter: That's just it Erin. I'm ready for the whole rest of my life to begin. I want to be in love with the next person I sleep with. I was the next person I sleep with to be the last person I sleep with.
- Erin: No guy hopes for that.
- Maggie: When you sleep with a guy on a first date, you're TELLING him you're NOT interested in a relationship.
- Pat: Canine ownership has nothing to do with mankind's love of animals. A guy gets a dog for one simple reason: to meet chicks.