This is a movie for younger children -- they won't notice that the children deliver their lines with all the conviction of an airline flight boarding announcement.
40
VarietyJoe Leydon
VarietyJoe Leydon
This Dog won't hunt. Although well crafted and handsomely mounted, pic lacks sufficient sizzle.
30
Film.comSean Means
Film.comSean Means
Limp direction, laughable production values, accent-heaving acting and dialogue and more lumps than three-day-old oatmeal.