Sex and the City (1998–2004)
Cynthia Nixon: Miranda Hobbes
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Quotes
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Samantha : I remember when Danny had more than one thought, and they all involved going up my ass.
Charlotte : You had sex with Danny?
Samantha : Sure, he's cute, straight and we've known him for ten years. Haven't we all had sex with Danny?
Carrie : Oh yeah, that one weekend I was bored.
Charlotte : Just a New Year's Eve kiss.
Miranda : I showed him a boob in a coat checkroom.
Carrie : Just one?
Miranda : I sensed he couldn't commit.
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Miranda : I once was broken up with by a guy's doorman: "I'm sorry Ms. Hobbes, Jonathan won't be coming down. Ever."
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Miranda : I'm dating skid-marks guy. When your boyfriend is so comfortable that he cannot be bothered to wipe his ass, that's the end of romance, right there.
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Miranda : Sexy is what I try to get them to see after I win them over with my personality.
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Miranda : Do any of you have a completely unremarkable friend or maybe a houseplant I could go to dinner with on Saturday night?
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Miranda : I said no white, no ivory, no nothing that says 'virgin'. I have a child. The jig is up.
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Miranda : Soulmates only exist in the Hallmark aisle at Duane Reid Drugs.
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Miranda : Okay, I'm definitely in the slow sexual group if even Charlotte is open to this.
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Miranda : I'm fine... but Charlotte, maybe your "hmmm hmmm" would like an order of fries?