Mobile Suit Gundam Wing (1995–1996)

Scott McNeil: Duo Maxwell

Quotes 

• Heero Yuy : Botched your mission? You couldn't destroy the base and you didn't kill Doctor J and the others.

  Duo Maxwell : How 'bout a little sympathy? In any case I'm still glad I decided to come here. I've got good news, your Gundam and mine are being rebuilt as we speak, ya know. I can hardly wait until they're done.

  Heero Yuy : Looks like Oz will be keeping up alive for a while. It's a good chance so don't die yet.

  Duo Maxwell : Don't worry about me pal, I have no intention of dying that easily. There's the colonies to fight for. Just watch me, I'll become the God of Death once again... but right now, I need some sleep.

• Duo Maxwell : If we weren't idiots, we wouldn't be soldiers.

• Chang Wufei : Stay calm if you want to live a little longer.

  Duo Maxwell : We don't stand a chance unless something pretty drastic happens.

  Chang Wufei : I'm doing everything I can just in case that something drastic does happen.

• Duo Maxwell : Duo, Duo Maxwell. I may run and hide, but I'll never tell a lie. Yeah, that's me in a nut shell.

• Duo Maxwell : In a case like this, anyway you look at it, you're the bad guy. You're not hurt, are you, miss?

• Duo Maxwell : For a quiet boy, you put on quite a show.

• Duo Maxwell : You'd better come up with a better way to kill yourself than that.

• Duo Maxwell : Anyone who sees me has a date with his maker.

• Duo Maxwell : Maaan, I'm going to have nightmares over this one.

• Duo Maxwell : I'm not asking you to trust me or anything, but right now, I'm the only friend you've got.

• Duo Maxwell : [after watching Heero set his own leg]  Ugh, I can't take much more of this.

• Duo Maxwell : Hey, wave back to them or something, they're cheering for us, Superstar!

• Duo Maxwell : Well she's not your average chick, wanting to see the guy who's trying to kill her.

• Duo Maxwell : But Mommy told me real men never scream out loud.

• Duo Maxwell : Damn! What a dinky way to kill us all off.

• Duo Maxwell : D'oh! This is such a lame way to die! This is so not cool!

• Duo Maxwell : The god of death shall rise again but for now. I need some sleep...

• Duo Maxwell : Hey, Wufei, I'm lonely. Keep me company till the end.

• Duo Maxwell : I am the God of death!

• Duo Maxwell : But, I'm a boy.

• Duo Maxwell : Thanks for those missiles earlier, buddy. Now I'll return the favor.

• [Re: Heero Yuy] 

  Duo Maxwell : He's antisocial and thinks he is Evel Knievel.

• [Re: Heero] 

  Duo Maxwell : I don't know why I bother with this guy, he's anti social, thinks he's Evil Knievel and hardly ever talks.

• [Heero is working on a computer sitting atop his Gundam] 

  Heero Yuy : Insulation, section 2-6-0-0: repairs are possible.

  [Duo approaches from offscreen] 

  Duo Maxwell : Hey, you! I'm callin' you!

  [Heero looks at Duo, then turns back to the computer screen] 

  Duo Maxwell : You won't even acknowledge our help. Here I am, Mr. Niceguy, offerin' to fix your mobile suit with mine, but you just brush me right off.

  Heero Yuy : [continues typing]  I don't want anybody touching my mobile suit. That's all, pal.

  Duo Maxwell : [with a mocking snort]  Well, that's a joke: you haven't even got the parts.

  [Duo vaults onto the torso of the Gundam with a grunt and sits on the edge] 

  Duo Maxwell : Even the best engineers in the world couldn't repair machines without the parts... Mechanics need parts for repairs, not like you with your leg. You see what I'm sayin'?

  Heero Yuy : [silence] 

  [Continues working, apparently ignoring Duo] 

  Duo Maxwell : [sighs heavily Starts muttering to himself and gets progressively louder]  Why did I even bother rescuing this guy in the first place? He's antisocial, thinks he's Eval Knieval, and hardly speaks!

  [groans] 

  Duo Maxwell : You've got such a gloomy personality, why don't you just give up and stop *pretending* to be human?

  Heero Yuy : [Ttrns to Duo]  Hey!

  Duo Maxwell : What is it? You're too late if you think you're gonna ask for my help.

  Heero Yuy : Could you keep it down over there?

  Duo Maxwell : Yeah... Sure, forgive me for interrupting.

  [a notice alarm goes off in the cockpit of the Gundam. Heero drops in and pulls up a console while Duo leans inside] 

  Duo Maxwell : What is it?

  Heero Yuy : I'm on call: an enemy carrier is transporting gundanium alloy. I'll see to it first thing in the morning.

  Duo Maxwell : *Hey!* You can't go anywhere with your machine in this shape! We're talkin' miracles, here!

  Heero Yuy : It's take a miracle for you, but I can handle it.

  Duo Maxwell : [stands up and begins walking away]  Well, *excuse me* for being a *mere mortal*.